What do you say to a naked lady?

Cafe Society
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I just finished watching Allen Funt’s What Do You Say to a Naked Lady? and I was really impressed. I was amazed at the variety fo reactions and was trying to think of how to do a remake, what situations to keep and which to change or add. I wonder if the stuff with the children would come under fire nowadays. What scenes would you add or change?

I think my favorite was the guy insisting the statue was a woman. The statue was a small replica of David by Michelangelo.

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What do you say to a naked lady,
What do you say to a naked lady,
What do you say to a naked lady,
Ear-ly in the morning.

Sorry.

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You say “please?”

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You say, “Yes ma’am.”

No matter what she asks. grin

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“For pity’s sake, put some clothes on!”

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I saw part of it. It was strange, but not as strange as my mother mentioning that she wished she’d seen the movie three weeks before we found out it was going to be on. I like our new digital cable package :slight_smile:

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Did you notice a pre-Shaft Richard Roundtree as the naked artist’s model?

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You say, “Hi, I’m Fallen Angel (or insert your name here). What’s YOUR name?”

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Funt himself did a series of “remakes” for Playboy, called Candid Candid Camera, ** More Candid Candid Camera**, etc., in which they did more such stunts. (This was circa the mid 1980s.) Then, IIRC, Tim Allen did another tape called What do you Say to a Naked Lady? only a few years ago.

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Damn, Miller, that’s what I was going to post. But it gave me a laugh when I opened the thread and saw it was already there.

Nutz.

Snicks

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“Yes, I AM happy to see you.”

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Either “Can I borrow your towel? My car just hit a water buffalo.” or “How you doin’?”

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I know he wrote a book called Don’t Stand Too Close to a Naked Man , did he do a video about naked women as well?

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“Mom!”

Then you do an Oedipus move and gouge your eyes out.

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Cold?

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Tim Allen’s 1988 version of What do you say to a Naked Lady? not to be confused with his book Don’t Stand Too Close to a Naked Man):

http://us.imdb.com/Title?0144003

Allen Funt’s original 1970 film:

http://us.imdb.com/Title?0066559

Allen Funt’s IMDB page. Note five editions of “Candid Candid Camera”

http://us.imdb.com/Name?Funt,+Allen