Now, for what it’s worth…
It is kind of odd to see this topic posted, as I had a conversation with my mother on it just a few days ago. Bear in mind, my mother is a very religious Jew, so when I told her my feelings, I was EXTREMELY surprised to find that she agreed with me.
This “God” character in the Bible (by which I mean the Old Testament. I don’t believe he showed up in the sequel) was, by all accounts, a bit of a shmuck.
Look at the evidence. Adam and Eve. He puts them in a garden with no rules except “don’t eat this one fruit, 'cos then you’ll know right from wrong.” This strikes me as a catch-22 of major proportions.
The dice were loaded.
So they ate the fruit, got banished. Had kids.
Cain.
Abel.
Abel was a farmer, and gave God fruits and grains.
Cain was a shepherd, and gave God meat.
Apparently, this was during an interesting phase God was going through. God as a vegan. I can’t picture it. Fortunately, he decided to be carnivorous again when the temple was built. Too late for Cain.
So Cain got jealous, because his sacrifices were rejected by God. No reason, just rejected.
He killed his spoiled brat of a brother, who was probably taunting him. Hell, anyone who has a younger brother can sympathise. But not God.
Fast forward with me if you will…
…to the time of Noah.
People were living contrary to rules that WEREN’T POSTED (Kind of like a game of Calvinball…the rules are made up as you go along). So God decides, “Oh, screw 'em!” And drowns every last one of them, with the exception of Noah, his wife and 3 sons and their wives. Was Noah a good man? Or did he just with the Ark lottery? We’re not told.
Fast Forward again…
…to Abraham.
The only man who knows of God’s existence. So what does God do?
“I can’t tell if you really believe in me, so to prove it, you have to kill your son.”
Is it just my imagination, or is this a cruel joke?
Sure enough, “PSYCHE!”
Manipulative bastard.
Let’s quickly gloss over the 400 years that his chosen people were enslaved.
And the long trek through the desert.
And Moses’ not being allowed to enter the Promised Land because…he hit a rock.
To be fair, it wasn’t just any rock, it was a rock from which water would spring forth. But apparently, he was just supposed to ASK for the water.
He died on the mountaintop overlooking Canaan. Why? A little theatrical inspiration.
Well, okay, I don’t like cheap theatrics much myself, but let the punishment suit the crime.
Okay, final point: Job.
Job was a good man, healthy, rich, blessed with a good family, and very devout.
“Sure he’s devout,” Says the devil. “He has everything!”
“Okay,” says God. “Well, Let’s make a little bet.”
A BET? God betting with the devil? Say it ain’t so!
God kills Job’s family and livestock, destroys his wealth, makes him fall ill.
No reason, remember, this is just a friendly wager with…could it be…SATAN???
But Job’s faith never falters.
Sucker.
Eventually, homeless, alone, a broken man, Job has the audacity to ask God why his life has been destroyed.
God’s response:
“Shut the F*** up. Don’t you know who I am? I can do whatever the hell I want to, and you have NO right to complain.”
So I paraphrased a little. Sue me.
All in all, God is a manipulative, power-crazed sadistic hypocrite.
Dammit, I hold my friends to higher standards. And this is an all-powerful deity? I doubt it.
You know, having grown up Jewish, I always wondered about his treatment of the Chosen people. How would he treat the ones he DIDN’T like? I shudder just thinking about it.
All I know is, I wouldn’t invite Him over to watch the game and knock back a few beers. He’d zap me if I rooted for the wrong team.