What do you think of this solution to bullying?

[Clothahump]

@protoboard

Here are my proposals. Obviously this isn’t realistic at all, but in a truly just world this is how it would go down IMO.

Let’s just leave it at that.

[Son_of_a_Rich]

On the plus side, I’ve added “weregild” to my vocabulary. On the negative side, I’ll forget it before I have occasion to use it.

[Fenris]

@August_West

How about this idea:
There are quite a few retired professional football players and wrestlers who are still very physically strong but just not up to the rigors of daily participation in their sport.
Hire them, place one in every school. If a student is seen bullying someone, the “professionally bully” is called in to bully the miscreant 1.5 times more intensely.

Obviously we’ll need a committee to determine intensity levels of bullying, this could be done at the Federal level by the Department of Education. Perhaps a “bullying pyramid” or other such simple reference could be developed.

Bonus: many ex-football players and wrestlers suffer from traumatic brain injuries and suicidal thoughts, so this would help them feel like they still have a purpose in life.

There, I defy you to develop something stupider than that.

Dress them in Batman costumes.

ETA: Oops-you said “stupider”. I thought you wrote “more awesome”