Jurgins Hand Lotion.
That actually took me awhile. You are, of course, correct. I bow in your general direction.
Shouldn’t you fart in his general direction? 
As for the OP, BBO, perhaps?
Cabbage.
Burning plastic.
Kind of rectangular, with handles on the sides.
So, he smells just like he looks, then?
I suspect he smells like low tide at the Tamar Estuary.
Coming soon:
What does Ryan_Liam TASTE like?
…ooooh, the horror…
(my money’s on: chicken)
Ryan_Liam, the other white meat.
I think he would taste like blancmange mixed with caviar.
Or a subtle blend of stilton and banana.
I wonder whether I have some Fava beans and chianti close at hand.
We helped out cat give birth once and all the smell was kinda gross, sweet yet musky. I can’t give you a really precise explaination because I was too busy hurling to really take much note of it (I’m NOT a good kitty midwife).
He smells like napalm in the morning.
Smegma.
If he gets too drunk, does the audience walk?
He smells like where he sleeps: the semen encrusted floor of an adult bookstore’s video booths.
Clearasil and armpits.
I thought I smelled cabbage.