Gyrate
1737 - 20XX
“There can be only one,
and apparently I’m not it.”
The worms are tasty down here.
When you’re down here with us, you’ll float too!
Asshole
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Ah. Government worker?
I once saw a ceramic sculpture of a dropped ice cream cone. I thought it would be perfect to have one as a container for ashes, or to have one made with the ashes ground up and incorporated into the clay.
The one I saw was soft serve vanilla, with a standard, flat-bottomed cone. YICTMV (Your ice cream tombstone may vary).
I may be dead but I’m ahead of you.
I had the most toys. What did I win?
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Just my luck, I stole the identity of a guy on death row.
It’s a pretty day. Why are you spending it looking at tombstones? (Me, I have to be here, you have options.)
Sampiro, so now you’re Jewish maybe? Welcome to the tribe! 
Now I have to contribute …
“I wish I spent more time at work”
Best Before (date of death)
**Malleus, Incus, Stapes!
1989- 2073, 2076-2151, 2151-2189…
You just can’t keep a good woman down**
Damn zombies!
From my favorite Schoolhouse Rock episode:
“Darn! That’s the end!”