I want to see hardygrrl and Nicklz’ e-mails!!
Hardygrrl, we can carry that on later when I have enough time to properly give you a demonstration, but let me ask have we ever been on the same thread without flirting??
my email is on my profile also, but for now I gotta jet, I’m going cliff diving…yippie
You’re right Nicklz 
I have to get some sleep but catch you later…
I want to get both of my bands working, dammit! Also, I’d like to be able to call this girl and not feel like a friggin fool, because that sucks.
How do you know you weren’t with some of those 'ands…" where I was getting carried away? Huh? HUH?!
So there. 
That’s all I am? Just a parenthetical “and” now? 
Feh. The mere thought so boggled my mind I knew I could code no more!
And don’t even think about asking me to fix it for you now.
Now, Euty. I thought you knew that my adoration of you transcended mere physical desire. It’s almost Zen-like in its nature.
Yeah. Nice try.
No, really. I burn incense upon the Euty-Altar. (It’s out back with the Tuba-Altar and Una-Altar)
I even meditate upon a picture of you sometimes. 
I want to be able to remember everything I ever see, do or hear, but especially peoples names. That’d be nice.
I want scads of money, just a filthy pile of loot, so I can buy the Reader a new server [sub]and a Labo Diablo for myself![/sub]
Oh, I want most of the women Dopers, and I want them in that sweaty way that isn’t discussed in polite circles. i want to start with hardygrrl.
Does the phrase “not buying the bullshit” mean anything to you?
Damnit! I was going to post that, Rob.
[sub]can I bring … a guest? [/sub]
I’d be surprised if you didn’t. Just make sure he’s collared. It looks so fetching on him.
And Euty?
Not happy with your Zen status? Gimmee your address. I’ll send you a cake.
I want to know if it’s Tequila who’ll be drinking the beer, or if the beer is for her kids.
I’d like to teach the world to sing, in perfect harmony.
And lastly, I’d like to say to Arden… you have altars too? I’ve got one for nearly every Moderator, the Admins, and I’ve lost count of the Poster altars. It’s getting so I can’t take a step here without tripping over someone’s shrine!
thinksnow…
How YOU doing?
My back is so tight-I must have slept in an odd position. Maybe you could give my a massage…
P. O. Box 1155
West Warwick, RI 02893
Everyone else gets on the “I want” list. I get cake. Oh, well. I should have figured as much.
But you actually stand a better chance of getting your cake and it’s really good cake. I don’t bake for just anybody, you know.
Persephone, I make good use of the woods and fuelds behind my house.
Well, Euty, at least you’re actually gonna get something.