• I’m too ponderously serious
• I retreat from hostile confrontation arguments, though.
• Hello OpalCat
• Oddly, I expect folks to care what I think!
• Sometimes I’m playful or frivolous
• I’m shy about making friends here.
My posts say:
I work overnight in TV Land.
I like my bicycle.
I hate unions.
I’m occasionally a caustic bastard
and every women I’ve slept with has been multi-orgasmic.
(well, ** Berdellos** asked ! )
PS Doom is not an old video game. Moria is an old video game.
Oh, this one’s easy.
I’m a callous bitch with very little patience who never proofreads.
I’m horny, baby!
There’s that and the… um… other thing.
“Though your denial is consistent, Mr. Werfect, it’s readily apparent to all that you harbor unresolved Oedipal tendencies which manifest in your transparent desire to appear in a revival of Oh, Calcutta! conducted entirely in the language of whale-song with your mother.”
“Well I…”-
“And furthermore, your tendency to periodically post drunk displays a misplaced desire to shed your own inhibitions to a degree at which you would be comfortable with dancing around in an airport selling flowers whilst wearing a saffron pastel drape and sporting an unfortunate hair style.”
“Yes, but…”-
"The fact that you have the inner wish to make 90% of your posts wearing absolutely nothing but a pair of socks reveals to all your primal dream of being set loose on a calved iceberg only to be viciously ripped apart and eaten by giant snow weasels, thereby cementing your connection to the flow of life.
“But, I…Aw shit, forget it.”-
“A fecal reference? Please lay back down on the couch Mr. Werfect. We have much work to do.”
- I don’t like beer. (Tripler, beatle…:p)
- I live in the DFW area.
- I’m a dedicated (some would say fanatical) LARPer.
- I tend to write massive megaposts on any topic that catches my eye.
- I’m originally from Louisiana, and I’m a bit snobbish about Cajun food.
- I make my own booze (usually mead).
- I enjoy Ren Faires.
- I’m a borderline agnostic Wiccan.
- I have a very common name–a determined researcher could figure out what it is.
- I have an almost fetishistic love for parenthetical comments.
- I think way too much about really silly questions.
This is a great thread to get to know everyone! I have rarely posted so my posts only attest to my knowledge of gynecology–professionally, I swear! So I’ll try to think of 10 things about myself; prepare to snooze.
1) I am female.
2) I don't drink beer but I used to drink plenty!
3) I'm not a callous bitch in any way; I would be horrified if thought to be.
4) I'm not Christian.
5) I hate television but I adore the History channel and Jeopardy.
6) I'm constantly reading.
7) I'm Pro-Choice and a mother too.
8) My husband is also a Doper who shall remain nameless.
9) Sex out on the patio is da bomb.
10) I'm in grad school AGAIN.