What does "Bette Davis Eyes" mean?

Yes, I know it’s a song by Kim Carnes.

However, I’m watching the “Law & Order”, and they’re investigating a possible fertility scam. At one point, Briscoe and Logan are talking to a lesbian couple, one of them was artificially inseminated.

Okay, these chicks are kinda flaky, especially when they ask about the doner. They only know he’s Catholic, doesn’t drink, smoke, in perfect health . But then they say, “And we know too-he’s got BETTE DAVIS EYES!” And giggle.
What the hell does that mean?

I don’t remember that episode, but maybe it helps to take Kim Carnes out of it and go back to the original writer:

http://mixonline.com/ar/audio_kim_carnes_bette/

Possibly it’s the image of a smoldering Paul Henreid they were thinking of. :wink:

http://bettedavis.freeservers.com/photo.html

I’d think they meant he has these really awesome flirty eyes that draw you in.

Well, Bette Davis had remarkable, striking eyes.

If a child was born with such eyes, and mom didn’t have them I guess you would assume that the donor father did and had passed his “striking eye” gene along to Jr.

Considering the popularity of the song among gay men, perhaps the lesbian couple was intimating that the donor was gay? I didn’t see the episode but would that make sense within the context of the scene?

At least he doesn’t have Ben Turpin eyes!

or Marty Feldman eyes

This is the only explanation that would explain their giggle, as at an inside joke.

That’s enough to make a crow blush! :wink:

All the better just to please you.

I don’t see the allure in Bette Davis’ eyes. To me it’s always looked like she’s been squeezed too hard.

I beg to differ. I saw it as an inside joke between the to of them that one of them (the one who wasn’t getting pregnant) had “Bette Davis eyes”, and they went looking for a donor who did too. (As that - looking for a donor who physically resembled the non-biological parent) is what the lesbian couple I know did.)

Cripes, it’s been so long since I’ve seen him, I forgot just how bizarre he looks.

The great Al Hirschfeld was certainly taken with her eyes - have a look.

Christina Ricci has Bettie Davis Eyes… Entertainment Weekly magazine in one brilliant passage referred to Ricci as the love child of Bettie Davis & Peter Lorre.

Or Sammy Davis Eye.

Dr. Fronkensteen: “Damn your eyes!”
Eyegor: “Too late!”

Or Peter Falk Eye, for that matter…

I’ll see you Sammy and raise you Andrew Vachss