What does etv78 bring to this board?

I couldn’t help it. That’s ALWAYS the first thing I think of when I see his username.

Smegma, not corduroy.

So how many weeks ago did puberty hit?

Why do you want to know if I’m legal or not?

Ew.

Could you go attention whore somewhere else? I hear Somalia is nice this time of year.

Hey, I already asked them to come over to my pit thread, but nooooooo…

I guess I’ll have to bump it for them.

I agree with you though, let’s go back to picking on etv!

Nitpick: Corduroy is not a fabric.

Yep, that’s about it.:smiley:

Blood for the Blood God!

Lymph for the goddess of minor fluids!!

Just fyi, Richard North is almost certainly a Diamonds02 sock. (h/t. Colander over at the gweeb.)

:eek:

No, I’m her ex. Diamonds02 was the bitch who broke my heart!

Gee, and he was hiding it so well.

I actually find this to be a very compelling argument.

I also agree with Measure for Measure - if you want me shun this poster at least put up some sort of link. What do you want me to do, just be like OK this poster is some sort of lowlife just because you say so? It strikes me as queenbeeish. I’m not about to go do some research if you’re not gonna put any effort into this pitting, I’m just going to assume you’re being mean towards this poster because I think everyone deserves at least a half-decent pitting.

One of the purposes of the Pitt is to throw vitriol at another poster so as to keep said vitriol from polluting the other forums.

What a droneish thing to say.

On of the main issue people seem to have is that he trolls mommy/parenting boards. Here is a short, 15 post, Pitt thread about it.

Oddly he uses the same user name on all these other boards. So google his name and you can find them.

Here is where he admits to trolling other boards.

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=17317119&postcount=22

Also he claims he is going to school to be a teacher which weirds people out because of his trolling.

Also he posts a lot of stupid stuff.

I just cannot wrap my head around this. Why troll mommy boards of all places? There’s nothing cool or hip about them, and there’s nothing super lame about them either. And there’s nothing about that crowd that people love to hate. There just mommies. General masses do not even flock to those type of boards. He has no chance rising in Internet Fame over there.

I really did not miss you. Hurry up and get re-banned.

And why hasn’t he come here to defend himself? All signs point to a loser.