etv78, please take a nap

Or at the very least, stop starting so many goddamn threads. Since your return on 9/5, you’ve posted 339 times in 170 threads. Of those 170, you’ve started 71 of them. Seventy-one threads in 23 days! Holy fuck, man - take a fucking break!

I understand you’re disabled, and don’t get out of the house much. Posting here gets addicting. But this is a community - could you try to spend more than 42% of your posting time contributing to the OTHER 8 gazillion threads at hand? Or get a LiveJournal so you’re not cluttering up the board with ridiculous shit like this?

Top marks in that thread for the link to this one.

I endorse this thread.

I know it’s not the biggest deal in the world, but with some members it seems that they sit in front of their computer furiously wracking their brains for any topic that might be worth starting a thread about. It is, in many cases, probably about boredom, but it often ends up seeming like a scream for attention. “I don’t just want to participate in discussions; i want to be the starter of threads.”

It’s not like there’s a lack of discussions already in progress, or that the board lacks for new material. Especially given the completely pointless nature of threads like the one linked in the OP.

Not to mention barely comprehensible in most cases.

I was going to suggest sending out his brain for retooling, but napping is good, too.

My name is Guinastasia and I approve this message.

I just want to say how much I love this idea of telling people to “take a nap” in the pit thread titles. The 8,000,000th iteration of “I pit Dio” was great because the thread title instructed to take a nap. That is hilarious. Like we’re dealing with small, over-worked children who need to lie down. Up next: Clockwornmelon, for the love of god, take a fucking nap!

[del]And after that, how about Shot from Guns and Chimera, go to your rooms until you can decide to play nice with each other?[/del]

Nah. Too unkind. I’ll leave it unsaid, is what I’ll do…

If you have evidence that we are not, then I’m going to have to ask for a cite.

I heartily endorse this message.

I thought twice about it, but the softball he tossed me in the thread linked in the OP was too good to pass up.

I don’t know if the typo was intentional, but I also approve this message.

I’ll be happy to lend etv a blanket if he doesn’t have one, too.

Don’t bother. He’s already a tool.

Yeah, what a fucking asshole. I have it on good authority that he got the idea for his username from me, too.

Considering the post made right before this Pit thread, I think telling him to take a nap is entirely too appropriate.

Let’s do a team-building exercise where we each read one of his threads and discuss it with the group…

No one ever tells me to take a nap. Except me. Sometimes I tell myself, “Self, go take a nap.” Mmm, naps.

Wait, what’s wrong with melon? I don’t give a boobie’s bottom about this ET dude.

It started off that way, but I decided to leave it.

I’m not sure what’s wrong with him, but a nap couldn’t hurt. I’m sure there’s smoke coming from his fingers, due to the non-stop, furious typing, to the tune of roughly (what seems like) 500 posts/day. Just… take a nap, dude.

AClockworkMelon
Join Date
03-05-2010
Total Posts
5,159

That is NOT my number of total posts.

But yeah, I’m actually a prototype artificial intelligence. There’re some bugs to work out, obviously.