What does "I swan" mean?

Exactly.

But that’s a false example. The very fact that it was a “purse” indicates, especially in 1973, that the owner was a female and so “her” and “his” should have been used.

In which year did the use of ‘purse’ no longer indicate the unknown person was definitely indicative of a female.

I remember 1973 very well, and guys did not carry “purses.” I knew someone who carried something similar just a few years ago that he called a “man sack” – which even he could not stop giggling about whenever he mentioned it – but he would not have been carrying even that in 1973. I contend that the only conclusion to a left-behind “purse” in 1973 was that the owner was female.

Oops! Strike "and ‘his’ " please. :o

I just now said out loud the word fudge. In fact, I said it twice.

This is the third zombie thread I’ve opened in the last fifteen minutes. To make it worse, I replied to this one.

This is all completely true and was the reason that the class laughed.