What does "Laying some Pipe" mean to you?

SEX!!!

Same. I’ve never heard this phrase in a metaphorical context. But I have several family members who know how to lay pipe (and build things, etc), and who regularly help their friends with home improvement or do constructiony side projects. I would assume the literal meaning, having never heard of the euphemism before.

Never heard it as anything but literal but I’d guess sex because I don’t know anyone who’d actually tell me they were running late because they were pooping. That’s more weirdly TMI than insinuating they were having sex.

Am I the only one who assumed it was a drug reference (as in using a bong)?

Count me among those who have never heard the phrase used to refer to any non-plumbing-related venture.

Another who’s only heard it to refer to plumbing. I guess I have too many industrial workers in my family.

Here’s the video. You tell me.

Relevant commercial for a drain unclogging product

I’ve only heard it as a euphamism for sex.

Urbandictionary.com seems to agree that this is the most common usage of that phrase.

I bet they do… wink, wink, say no more!

In Soviet Russia, pipe lays you.

“Mowing the Lawn” and “laying some pipe” were interchangable. (voted “Sex”)

Huh. “Mowing the lawn” for me is shaving your pubes.