How about: “Hi mom. I love you. So what’s for dinner?”
[giggle]
Robyn & Airman, y’all are so cute. 
Congratulations on your upcoming nuptials and stuff, and I wish you and your lil youngun all the happiness y’all can hold.
“Keep sucking, babe.”
If you happen to see the most beautiful girl in the world, You’re supposed to tell her your sorry, tell you need your babby, ooooo won’t you tell her that you love her.
Me, I generally say:
Take a number, sweetie…
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if only in my dreams…
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In my case, usually the wrong thing.
You don’t have to say anything. Just hand her a bag of peanut butter M&Ms, and you’re all set.
“Hi, Mom.”
Whassamatta, you raised in a barn or something?
“Owwwwww! What was that for?”
You know, if you guys are gonna be all sticky-sweety at AirmanRobynBabyDope @ Fabulous Castell Zappo (coming this October!), I should maybe look into some slipcovers for the furniture. . .
Just kidding. Shine on you crazy diamonds! mwah
Zap!