I was browsing amateur art online, and found this piece. The artist gave no description.
My guess is a cushion, in a bad choice of color.
Guitar.
Hatbox?
- Hat box
- Roll of cheese
- A guitar. This is the one I really think it is due to the pose and especially the arm position. Maybe a badly drawn Spanish lady in red dress playing guitar.
I typed this before anybody else posted, so I wasn’t influenced by them. God I wish I could type better and not have to edit forever.
I think it’s a guitar, too.
It looks like a guitar to me, too.
Yeah, it’s a guitar, with a strap button visible. But I like the wedge of cheese answer better.
It’s an enormous peach.
Or an enormous peach-colored ass, with a pimple on it.
Looks like the poor guy’s body was severed at the waist, and both thighs.
Ugh. Why’d you make me look at that?
“Janine and the Giant Peach.”
…okay, I got nuttin’…
Guitar or a dulcimer. Do we know if she is Abyssinian?
My god, someone has finally recovered Gauguin’s lost Woman With Backhoe Bucket!
A cat bellybutton.
Whew, I was beginning to think I was the only one.
Oh, I tend to see naked buttocks everywhere I look. It’s my curse. Or gift.
It’s got to be a guitar. Look at the little button in the middle of the visible section.
Does look like an ass, though.
My immediate thought was “arse!”, but yeah, more likely a guitar. Probably done from a life class where the artist arrived late and got stuck with the easel at the worst angle. His/her teacher then forced him/her to post the picture online as both punishment and encouragement to be on bloody time from now on.
Or maybe he/she is insanely proud of the fact that the subject is at least recognisably human and the eyes (if you squint) aren’t that badly out of alignment.
Og knows I’ve been there (but not online).
Oh, good one. I was wondering why you’d paint someone from that angle.
hahahahaha…that is all.
Another vote for guitar.