A vagina.
Actually, I think it’s GAUDERE’S Law.
Well, he’s big, burly, hairy and has a goatee. Men with goatee’s make me weak in the knees.
Plus he makes the best. damn. cheesecake. evah!
Me.
He has a Scottish accent. swoons
Oh, and he’s intelligent, charming, amusing, and even manages to get on with my little brother.
Excuse me. I may not have the goatee, I admit.
But in point of fact, I make the best damn cheesecake evah. Samples on request, if only we could figure out how to do that…
I have a goatee, and I eat cheesecake. Maybe Bricker and I combined equal 1 ACBG! 
So, what I need is Bricker, Silenus and ACBG in my kitchen having a cheesecake bakeoff. While wearing nuttin’ but aprons. Oh, and Bricker needs to grow a goatee. Umm… I forgot the point I was trying to make. A kitchen full of nekkid cheesecake bakers… I may swoon!
Do we get to wear toques too? I’m in, if we get toques.
I don’t have a boyfriend, but I once knew a chap who had an undescended testicle and a peg leg. That’s a combination you don’t hear about every day.
Hey, if it gets you nekkid (well, nearly nekkid) and bakin’ in my kitchen then toques it is.
Yeah, you do have me there. :o
<raising my hand> Can I help judge? Please? Really, all I want is the cheesecake. Really.
I had to read this a few times to get it right.
:eek:
Mwahahaha!
Sorry about that. Maybe I should have said he hasn’t killed my little brother yet. Even though, on occasion, we’d both like to.
Well…mine has a daddy who is the president of a company that is recognised world wide