Call me in bed? How old fashioned.
She texts me.
My wife made it clear a long time ago, “slut” is okay, “whore” is not. Something she feels strongly about apparently.
Big McLargeHuge 
Daddy and baby.
Which oddly enough are sort of opposites.
I’m surprised neither of the above has come up yet.
He doesn’t really call me anything . . . just hums a lot."
Long Distance
I’m not sure. It’s hard to understand him around the ball gag.
What does yours call you?
Pookie.
Cute. Mine calls me “my man”.
By a vast coincidence, the same thing my wife calls me.
(I keed, I keed.)
Please tell me there is a deleted spam post in between 30 and 31, because otherwise that’s an odd month-long break there.
I missed this the first time around, I like ‘godyourfeetarecold’ but this time of year, ours are usually ‘god, get your ASS out of my FACE’ to one of our three cats.
I don’t pay much attention to what we call each other - I think ‘love’ is pretty common.
She doesn’t call me anything; I just come.
My wife was four types of orgasm:
There’s the Positive Orgasm: Oh yes!! Oh yes!!
There’s the Negative Orgasm: Oh no!! Oh no!!
There’s the Religious Orgasm: Oh God!! Oh God!!!
And then there’s the Fake Orgasm: Oh Homie!! Oh Homie!!
Ma’am
“Is it your turn to make the tea?” Well, what did you expect? We’re British!
… Ben? 
For me, bitch is not okay. I’ve never been called a hooker. I don’t think I like it.
she calls me honeysparklepreciouscandytreasurepeach and I call her magicmaplerubystarlightfoofoogoldensugarplum
Jesus Christ, as in “Jesus Christ! Get the fuck off me!”
Or: ‘Shhh!’