We’ve all done this, but here’s a site for it.
http://www.phonespell.org/ What does your phone number spell?
They added a cute touch, showing 8-digit answers that work for 7-digit phone numbers.
My dad’s number came out Abe’s 2-4-1 which sounds like a discount store.
My son, I-so-warm Not a bad one. (Some are ugly)
(Mine didn’t work at all. Too many 0’s and 1’s. And, no, you can’t say zero-0 can be sounded as letter-o, since that the digit 6 on the phone.)
Well, I am odd-as-09. My sister, I found out, however, is blabby1.
Zev Steinhardt
You people do realize you’re posting your home phone numbers on a public message board right? Just so you can’t say you didn’t think of that when you start getting 3 am collect calls from some of our resident trolls.
dumb-709 dun-as-09 fum-as-09 fun-as-09 dun-a-709 fum-a-709
fun-a-709
I like dumb-709. My cell number isn’t anything. I wish I was blabby1, I call my cat Blabby. Little Nemo, I didn’t put my area code in, so that would be a guess.
Ah shucks Little Nemo: don’t give those idiots any ideas…
A friend of mine used to have GODSASS. Yep. His phone number was God’s Ass. Heh. We have a good one too. The last four numbers spell out the 4 letters of my (and soon, my fiancee’s) last name.
Mine spells out nothing:
Maybe. But I’ve been posting for years on public boards under my real name (which can be found in any decent phone book) and have never had a problem yet.
Zev Steinhardt
755-pony.
755-snow.
Well, those are kinda dumb.
One of my old phone numbers was 426-4663, which simultaneously spells out I-AM-HOME and I-AM-GONE. The double meaning greatly amused me.
sexfek (there’s a 1, so that’s why it’s only 6 #'s) I think it means sex freak, but my phone can’t spell that good.
Sounds like the Cosmos wants you to sound myterious! 
I like mine!
a-lover-hey-8 
9-rages-0-wry
I just did my wife’s work number, and they got no interesting mnemonics for it! It doesn’t even have a lot of 0s or 1s (2 zeros, 1 one).
My brother once had “I Hate OJ”.
This was during the trial, and that’s how he answered the phone.
My cellphone number spells out “I 19 I sexy.”
I managed to get:
me OK feds and
6-dole desk (by adding an extra number)
which cracks me up. Yes I collect the dole now, so what?
There are no words for my current home phone number. I just dumped my cell phone a couple of months ago (thank god almighty, free at last). That number was OWE YOU 1. Pretty cool, except that people still got it wrong because they would dial O YOU ONE, or OWE U ONE.
I had one that was a bad omen for my first job in a beauty salon when I was a practicing electrologist. The phone number was “UGLY O O O.”
One of my sister’s friends had 242-UGLY.
I once had 360-TONY. Of course, I special ordered that. :rolleyes: