Hmmm…I was unaware of that part of the story…
I think Diogenes might have some explaining to do 
So:**
πaro%?
שּׂaroﻒ?
¥aroÔ?
®aro§?**
Am I getting close?
Well, this is how I am quickly identified amongst m group of friends/roommates. (I’m Indian)
Short for Shemembast, “Bast’s Warmth.”
The neighborhood in which I live has deteriorated so badly over the past ten years that I have grown uncomfortable referring to this house as “home.” That is a word reserved for the house in another town, far, far away, to which I am moving.
This place I call my “book-repository and cat house” = B.R.A.C.H. – with the “ch” pronounced as the Germans or the Scots do.
…Mine…uh…has to do with a serious psychological disorder and unspeakable fetish. Thanks for bringing that up, now I have to call my shrink.
Yeah, I wish I had that kind of angst ridden origin. For some reason I thought “Chicken Boy” just wasn’t freakin’ weird enough.