Hardwood trees…No soft Pine.
That’s not the alternative.
As times passes, humans have only two options, aging or death.
Upload my consciousness! (Or is it download?)
Depends if you’re the server or the client ;).
I used to own the described cat.
Sandra Battye is a minor character in Terry Pratchett’s (aka S.N. Faulkner) Night Watch. She is a needlewoman (as opposed to a “seamstress”). I used to make a living by sewing and designing clothes, primairliy dance costumes.
Liar, humans don’t own cats. It is the other way around.
It’s my favorite Peruvian dish, especially homemade.
Ok…what dish is it? Dont leave us hanging man!
I’d imagine it’s that one dish. You know. The special one. Made by chef S.N. Faulkner.
Short for Doyle Hargraves…and that goes for retards and cocksuckers!
Oh that one. You know, this snfaulker shit is like the joke that started out funny, then got really stale, then got funny again. Its back to its staleness now. So keep it up! Its humor is bound to return! 
Gibson used upload, I believe.
My actual last name is that of a place in north England, you know, the one with the grumpy Sheriff. My friends often called me Nott. As a lad, I read the dictionary, and I liked finding odd facts. When friends were asked stuff like, “What the Hell’s a Stirling Engine?”, they’d say, “I dunno, ask Nott!” And I’d know the answer. There was also that line JFK’s speech writer borrowed for his inauguration speech, “Ask not what your country can do for you…”
Humor. It is a difficult concept.
Eke is my name in Hawaiian, as said on a key chain that my parents brought back from their second honeymoon. At the time I devised this username, dolphins were my favorite animal. (Now, it’s foxes.)
You’ll get it.
“At some point in our lives, 98% of us will face death. The shadows are creeping closer as we speak.” – Ricky Bobby.
Truer words were never spoken.
Tripler
I am currently studying snow blindness in cats.
I used to treasure this message board due to the diversity of opinions.
Now I find it’s only bloody S.N. Faulkner playing silly buggers.
Curiously enough FS Falkiner has a reasonable connection to my username.