What DON'T you use that everyone else does, the lack of which making you superior to them?

[Grestarian]

I have no soul. My perusal of various bodies of literature has led me to believe they are mere liabilities anyway.

Furthermore, though I can be described as “spirited” by people of eloquence, I do not have a spirit, either.

Lacking those two, I am far superior to those who are unable to turn their backs on religious gratifications and paradigms as well as those who pine for spiritual enlightenment and that kind of mumbo-jumbo.

Instead, I have a body, though it is merely a construct of chemical components which serves as a venue for the electrochemical activities of my intellect. Unfortunately, I must admit, this mobile support-system for my intellect does require regular maintenance. However, after reading this…

@Erdosain

:scoffs: You bathe? What a waste of water and time. . . Also, I save money on cooking sprays by utilizing my own natural beard grease.

…I no longer have an appetite.

Furthermore, several ex-girlfriends have informed me that I am devoid of emotion, Therefore, I shall issue no further comment upon the quoted material, above.

–G!
EwwWWww That Smell!
Can’t ya smell that smell?
…–Allen Collins & Ronnie Van Zant (Lynrd Skynrd)
…That Smell
…Freebird: The Movie

[Tangent]

I don’t sign my posts. I am superior to those that do.

[Leo_Bloom]

@Ambivalid

My legs. Us enlightened folk don’t use 'em, instead choosing carts with wheels. Sometimes even with a motor. We save calories, money spent from not buying shoes, and the pain of getting foot callouses. Win/win/win.

I’m deaf and I hate the audism running rampant by hearing people and impinging on my civil liberties.

This is not a whoosh, BTW, for many activist-type deaf people. :smack:

[Leo_Bloom]

@sbunny8

I don’t have a television.
I don’t use shampoo, just water.
I use soap instead of shaving cream.
I usually ride my bicycle to work.
When I get to work, the vehicle I drive for business purposes is a Mitsubishi i Miev, which is 100% electric, zero emissions, uses no gasoline at all.
I haven’t eaten beef or pork since 1992.
I haven’t spent a single penny at McDonald’s since 1998.
I stopped eating at all fast food restaurants in 2011.
I usually buy clothing from thrift stores.
I never buy anything from Wal-Mart, and I rarely shop at Target or K-Mart or Sears.
I almost never go to the mall.
When I get plastic items, like a single-use fork, I use it several times before I eventually throw it away.

100% serious, no sarcasm here.

The question is, per OP, how superior do you feel about each/all of these?

[Leo_Bloom]

Not only do I know the difference between “who” and “whom,” “lie” and “lay,” and “jealousy” and “envy,” I correct other people when I talk to them or nitpick their SD posts.

[stui_magpie]

@Doctor_Jackson

Since this is a thread about what your DON’T use, I’m not impressed.

I do, however, feel superior.

You should be impressed. What I don’t use in that situation, is my hands.

[Tangent]

@Leo_Bloom

This is not a whoosh, BTW, for many activist-type deaf people. :smack:

I don’t use the term “whoosh” because it is audist.

[Leo_Bloom]

@Tangent

I don’t use the term “whoosh” because it is audist.

[SpyOne]

@elmwood

I don’t any bed linens. Going sheetless is a much more authentic and natural way of sleeping than wrapping your body in fabric soaked in toxic dyes and chemicals manufactured in American-owned slave labor factories in developing nations.

I also don’t own a television, because I’m more intelligent than the lumpenproletariat who get what little mental stimulation their pea-sized brains are capable of handling from the corporate-funded glass teat.

Did I say I don’t own a television already? I don’t. I also don’t own a television.

I own a television, but use it as a computer monitor. It isn’t even hooked to an antenna. Does that count? (I have no cable. I do own rabbit-ears, but haven’t had them hooked up in years.)
How do you get your mattress into the washing machine?

[SpyOne]

@sbunny8

100% serious, no sarcasm here.

I, too, don’t have a television.
I don’t own a car, due to my city not allowing unregistered cars, my state not allowing cars registered to people without a driver’s license, and a judge suspending my license for a while. I ride a bike to work.
I don’t use soap much, but I do use shampoo. I just use it everywhere.
I shave dry. I have never found an advantage to shaving cream or soap, All they do is turn the shaved-off hair into cement that clogs my razor.
I re-use plastic utensils and the plastic containers take-out food comes in to a point that’s silly.

[SpyOne]

@DCnDC

I don’t drive a wussy, ugly Japanese environmentally-conscious compact hybrid glorified golf cart, I drive a big ass, V8, full-size American sedan! I get about 15 city MPG! When my “low fuel” light comes on, I still have 3 gallons in the tank!
.[/SIZE]

You’re doing it wrong.
Back when I had a car (not having one is not by choice), it was a 5400lb 1975 Dodge station wagon with a 400 cubic inch (6.6 liter) V8.
I got 23mpg city and 28 highway.
No special tune-ups or magic gas-saving appliances. It’s all how you drive.
(And that 23mpg city was while delivering pizzas.)

[Loach]

Unlike the rest of you little people, I have no hubris.