I don’t any bed linens. Going sheetless is a much more authentic and natural way of sleeping than wrapping your body in fabric soaked in toxic dyes and chemicals manufactured in American-owned slave labor factories in developing nations.
I also don’t own a television, because I’m more intelligent than the lumpenproletariat who get what little mental stimulation their pea-sized brains are capable of handling from the corporate-funded glass teat.
Did I say I don’t own a television already? I don’t. I also don’t own a television.
haha - you funny dude! I’d like to join in this thread, but I’m a slave to technology! and comfort! yes, I’m a slave to comfort too! I like sheets, lol! I like to wrap myself in cotton sheets and fuzzy blankets! I watch TV! I have two TV’s! Even though I live alone and can only watch one at a time! Thank og I have dvr so I can record the dreck that I’m missing on the one that I’m watching! well, most of it is crap, true - but sometimes I’ll watch it anyway! I’m not above entertaining myself with crap - or, just passing the time with it anyway…
I’m too dumb to even find the corporate funded glass teat -I’m pretty sure I just pass it by while using my lazy-ass remote!
I’m pretty sure I would have never survived without the internet. amirite?
I don’t have a cell phone, because who wants to be in contact all the time? I have a life thankyouverymuch, so I don’t need to be communicating with others. They’re impossible to turn off or choose not to answer, so what else can you do? First you have a phone and then they’re implanting a tracking chip in your head so people can call your brain and ask if it knows if we’re out of milk.
I don’t have a cell phone either, because my daughter hid mine in the bed of the vacation rental we stayed in in March, and then I got another cheapo one and promptly lost it. I’m superior for some reason, but I think I’ve forgotten that, too.
I don’t drive a wussy, ugly Japanese environmentally-conscious compact hybrid glorified golf cart, I drive a big ass, V8, full-size American sedan! I get about 15 city MPG! When my “low fuel” light comes on, I still have 3 gallons in the tank!
Why? Because fuck you, that’s why!
Just kidding. About the last part I mean; that really is what I drive, but not to spite anyone, it’s just what I like. I don’t even drive that much, I go only a couple thousand miles a year.
I don’t use toilet paper. Did you know 10,000 square miles of Brazilian hardwood rainforest is cleared by Monsanto every year to produce enough pulp for the toilet paper needed to satisfy the ass-wiping cravings of American consumers? Besides, Indians get along fine without it; just a bucket of water and their left hand. I keep a few toothpicks around to clean my fingernails if I have to.
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Lastly, I’m typing this w/ my thoughts; I’ve grown beyond the need for fingers. Pedestrian, bourgeois fingers.
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I don’t own a keyboard or a keyboard. I write my posts on ruled paper, and mail them to a paper-to-vBulletin gateway scanning service in Albuquerque. United States Postal Service, not “E”. A couple of weeks later, the postman delivers a printed copy of the response. I never saw the need for a keyboard, or computer. I refuse to be tethered to some all-knowing, privacy-violating computer network.
Being Swedish, I never heard of this “British” thing. Is that some kind of a country? I don’t watch television or keep up with geography. Too pedestrian.
I don’t use automatic cars. I only drive cars with manual engines. There are levers surrounding the steering wheel, and I pull them in sequence to set off the spark plugs. I don’t know how people even drive slushchambers, if you can even call that driving since it’s doing everything for you.
Oxygen. That’s a limited resource, and the rest of the oxygen-sucking world is using it all up! I breath nitrogen – there’s WAY more of it in the atmosphere. I’ll still be around when the rest of you are just gasping like fishes.
Mnemonic devices. I really never learned a lot of them growing up and the ones I heard, I tried to ignore and just learn the actual thing. I mean, I learned some, in my head, that I came up with for some trig functions or, say, a history test that I was going to take the next day. But, I have to shake my head when I tell someone that something is to the South and I hear them mumble “Never Eat Sog- Okay, so I turn left at the stoplight?”
Or, my favorite one, I was driving with a friend and told her to make a left turn and she very quickly put both of her hands flat on the steering wheel and then regripped it. I looked at her and said “Did you just look to see which hand made an L?”
I’m glad I’ve never said to myself “Righty Tighty Lefty Loosey” when turning a screw or shutting off the water.
I don’t any bed linens. Going sheetless is a much more authentic and natural way of sleeping than wrapping your body in fabric soaked in toxic dyes and chemicals manufactured in American-owned slave labor factories in developing nations.
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I’m trying to figure this out. You just sleep on your bare matress with no sheets or blankets and no jammies either? Or no mattress also, because that is made from toxc dye soaked fabric, as well? Living in the Great White North (Canada), I’m shivering just thinking about that and skeeved out by the idea of not having fresh, clean sheets every so often. Ahhhh… sweet, crisp, sun-dried linens, or warm, cozy flannels.
