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While this species typically reproduces by cloning males, the drawing should show the species’ present numerous females out there nursing the young.
The scene is far too pastoral.
The sun god is not properly showing his anger at the scene.
Nobody has apparently put poison in the lake.
Residual tail fins are not shown on these specimens, although the species has only recently evolved onto land.
Oops! What’s wrong with the poster? (Answers not accepted.)
http://www.tsoft.net/~raych/Lawyers_on_the_Plains.gif
While this species typically reproduces by cloning males, the drawing should show the
species’ present numerous females out there nursing the young.
The scene is far too pastoral.
The sun god is not properly showing his anger at the scene.
Nobody has apparently put poison in the lake.
Residual tail fins are not shown on these specimens, although the species has only
recently evolved onto land.
(Note: I edited this because it takes bandwidth from another site. See the bandwidth stealing thread from About This Message Board. Lynn)
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The fact that it is not in the BBQ Pit. That’s OK, I’ll fix it for you.
Livin’ on Tums, vitamin E and Rogaine
The main problem with this picture is that it was posted by a moronic maladjusted muck-sucking malodorous malcontent misogynist , masturbating his minuscule member mightily over his own sense of humor (or lack thereof.) A man of modest mind power that never misses a chance to mangle the English language in his misdirected vendetta against people with more intelligence than he. Many on this board have mentioned how often his rants are totally misplaced. Maybe now they will move him to Coventry where he belongs.
“You can be smart or pleasant. For years I was smart.
I recommend pleasant.”
Elwood P. Dowd
I am sooooooooo confused.
Your assumption that we give a fuck.
Marge: Your father is… resting.
Bart: “Resting” hung over? “Resting” got fired? Help me out here.
Ya know…everybody likes to make jokes and degrade lawyers.
Until they need one.
Which, aha, is why when this particular idiot, with his history of pouring unprovoked vitriol all over the legal and medical professions, actually asked for legal advice in General Questions, I personally had no choice but to laugh my ass off at the irony.
The odd thing about this post, as opposed to Nano’s other, incomprehensible posts, is that as lawyer jokes or lawyer cartoons go . . . it’s pretty tame and pretty lame. I mean, it’s pretty easy to yank my chain about my profession (unfortunately), and I can’t muster more than a yawn. It
Jodi
Fiat Justitia
i enjoy a good lawyer joke as much as the next person, i’m waiting for the good lawyer joke
I’m pink therefore I’m Spam
Hey, I smell something like burnt rubber mixed with guano. . . Cook!!! I think those lawyers manhattan downloaded to this here barbecue grill are as done as they’ll ever git! They’re as black outside now as their little hearts always were inside. What a “Pit”-eous job!
Ray (BTW, my those two recent posts of mine were to see if the lawyers here would act like dogs in the manger, because I posted them. . .but others there showed some interest in them, one asking for some info obviously from an attorney. I don’t grill well, so I’ll now run back upstairs.)
(Note: Edited for the same reason as before. Lynn)
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That was downright “Pit”-iful.
– Sylence
If a bird doesn’t sing, I’ll wait until it sings.
Other things wrong:[list=1][li]most are positioned correctly, but none are screwing each other in the ass.[/li][li]just wishful thinking: the two trying to drown themselves at the water hole.[/li]obvious overpopulation of lawyers, but the tell-tale landmarks of Washington, DC, are not visible.[/list=1]
I have never seen any other profession get so incensed by jokes about them as lawyers do. I will grant you that they get more jokes than most other professions, but doctors do take a lot of hits and I’ve never heard the AMA complain so vociferously about it as the ABA does. Especially after Juraissic Park came out.
I don’t mind lawyer jokes – I started a thread about them some time ago – but I do mind lawyer jokes which have violence to the lawyer as the punch line.
I had friends at Petit and Martin the day somebody came in and shot up the place.
-Melin
This is probably a bit old, but what the hell, I got it from my attorney a couple months ago.
Signs that you may need a new attorney
[ul][li]You met him in prison.[/li][li]During your initial consultation he tries to sell you Amway.[/li][li]He tells you that his last good case was a “Budweiser.”[/li][li]When the prosecutors see who your lawyer is, they high-five each other.[/li][li]He picks the jury by playing “duck-duck-goose.”[/li][li]During the trial you catch him playing his Gameboy.[/li][li]He asks a hostile witness to “pull my finger.”[/li][li]A prison guard is shaving your head.[/li][li]Every couple of minutes he yells, “I call Jack Daniels to the stand!” and proceeds to drink a shot.[/li][li]He frequently gives juror No. 4 the finger.[/li][li]He places a large “No Refunds” sign on the defense table.[/li][li]He begins closing arguments with, “As Ally McBeal once said …”[/li][li]He keeps citing the legal case of Godzilla v. Mothra.[/li][li]Just before trial starts he whispers, “The judge is the one with the little hammer, right?”[/li][li]Just before he says “Your Honor,” he makes those little quotation marks in the air with his fingers.[/li][li]The sign in front of his law office reads “Practicing Law Since 2:25 PM.”[/li][li]Whenever his objection is overruled, he tells the judge, “Whatever.”[/li]He giggles every time he hears the word “briefs.”[/ul]
Can anyone fill me in on why Nanobyte is so violently angry at lawyers? Nano, little help here?
Can someone tell me how to get to the poster in the OP? Lynn keeps saying she edited something, did you edit the link so we can’t go to it?
“I celebrate myself, and sing myself, and what I assume you shall assume, for every atom belonging to me as good belongs to you.” --Whitman
The image Nanobyte posted was on another server, so Jill killed it.
But the url still takes you there.
http://www.tsoft.net/~raych/Lawyers_on_the_Plains.gif
AFAIC, you didn’t miss much.
-andros-
Lynn, I mean Lynn killed it. Not Jill. Lynn. Lynn Bodoni. Lynn. Not Jill.
(I’ll just seppuku now, ok?)
Seppuku? Hara-kiri?
Cheers,
UncleBeer
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