A female friend and I were talking the other day and she used the term “fuck me pumps” in describing the shoes of another woman’s party attire. "Oh … you mean “hooker heels” I said. “No” she said … “hooker heels are generally just cheap, trashy high heels. A good pair of “Fuck me pumps” can be very expensive”.
So anyway can you give me a SFW net pic link to what are considered to be “fuck me pumps” so I’m not clueless?
PUmps do not infer fuck me, stilettoes or hi heels are your go to shoes for fucking.
Beauty and taste, and fashion descriptions, are in the eye of the beholder.
A guy, this is what comes to my mind at least:
ExampleA
Example B
Basically, sleek black heeled shoes in the “pumps” style, I suppose. Usually some sort of solid color though, most often black, and not gaudy, but tasteful.
Hooker heels or stripper shoes are more like the gaudy sillier versions (the one above with the flowers is a great example).
Generally, heels are good to accentuate the ass. FWIW.
I thought the straps around the ankles were the distinquishing feature.
CFMP (Come Fuck Me Pumps) have been around for a long, long time. They are basically any super-high heel pump-style shoe. Wedges don’t count. Bonus points for patent leather, ankle ties or ankle bracelets worn with them. Hooker heels are exactly what they sound like. A CFMP that looks like something a hooker would where while on the job.
Classic, original fuck-me pumps, as worn by Miss Joan Crawford, were ankle-strap heels with a cut-out toe: http://vintagegal.tumblr.com/post/3489294646/omgthatdress-1940s-shoes-via-the-costume
But the term has become somewhat looser, much like the ladies who wear them.
I dispute the existence of fuck me pumps. High heels primarily attract the attention of other women. Men will notice what heels do to legs/ass, but not the actual shoes. Fuck me boots, on the other hand, clearly exist and are a well documented phenomenon.
I think you miss the point here. It’s what the pumps are called. As in, I could call up my friend and say “I need to borrow a pair of fuck-me pumps” and they would know what I meant. There may be boots out there that inspire thoughts of fucking, but that’s not what they are called.
And I concur that fuck-me pumps can be very classy. To me, the distinguishing characteristics are a high, narrow heel (no wedge) and no back (strap is fine).
Stripper heels are completely different: they have to be gaudy.
I’m a guy. About 25 years ago, I first heard the term “come fuck me pumps” from a female friend of mine. I was clueless, and she was much more worldly. My impression then was that women talked of them long before men knew of the term. Not that men were oblivious to how they made women look.
I’ve always thought of them as very high heels, usually stiletto, that are quite attractive and classy. They should empower the woman to feel that guys should want to “come fuck me.” I don’t think that trashy hooker shoes empower women.
and if the heels are high enough, it’s easier to do it standing up. Less need for the man to crouch down.
This. I define Fuck Me Heels (what we call them in my group of friends) as a particular style of shoe (shown in links above) that’s at least four inches.
Guys the world over are thrilled that there are women out there who think that! 
Didn’t do anything for my figure. And the coon hunting in the swamp was royal bitch.
Never heard of CFMPs. I always heard the term as Come Fuck Me Boots, originating with the white go-go boots of the 60s, especially when worn with a nice, short mini-skirt.
Nowadays, the term is applied to pretty much any kind of high-top boot. The mini-skirt is an added bonus, but one can wear jeans and CFMBs and still look hot.
Note, however - cowboy boots are NOT, repeat not, CFMBs.
While you are right about the main purpose of heels, I do notice the shoes… but mostly in the negative: ie when girls are wearing ‘hooker heels’ or ‘stripper pumps’. Sometimes this seems to be the norm and girls who do wear ‘nice’ heels will stand out (to me at least).
To us guys coming of age in the 1980s, on ladies CFMP was in use for stilletos, red or black, shiny leather (not necessarily open toed) - and yes, us college guys certainly noticed them and, more importantly, the women wearing them.
Very sad to say, the pair that Adam and Jamie wore on the Dangerous Driving Mythbuster episode would have fit into the category :eek:
As to ladies’ CFMBs, in the 80s they used to be considered shiny ankle boots with heels - I would think that’s the same today even - the boots Clothahump linked to seem like normal fashion boots I see women wearing around the street everyday :dubious:.
My brother suggests that we should think of the kind of shoe a very campy transvestite would wear. Bingo.
He would know, his partner has loads of cfmps.:eek:
Depends on the cowboy, really.
