As for me, very slightly bisexual with an overwhelming preference for women. Also, for the record, I myself currently have a male body but identify as genderqueer.
In addition to this, please state your gender here as well. 
Welcome to the SDMB.
Y’mean on a scale of one to ten?
I’m like Huckleberry Raskolnikov - an All-American boy with a Marxist orientation.
Any port in a storm.
Gee, maybe you should mention that now and then.
Well, recently I’ve been confessing attraction to pigs, sheep and plants… who knows what might be up next?
You stay the hell away from buffaloes.
jimbuff314
Well, at least the joke version of you isn’t as bad as this guy:
Normal.
nun-ya.
In other words, straight, correct?
Paging Mr. Hal Briston.
Would you settle for knowing my approximate orientation? Or are you only interested in exactitude?
Whatever works for you. 
Straight male, nostalgic for the days when most people could describe their gender identity in fewer than 20 words.
Feng shui dictates that mine be facing north while doing the deed.
Hi Futurist110, & welcome to the board.
I’m malebodied, genderqueer, specifically gender invert. (i.e., I’m a woman).
The people I’m attracted to are femalebodied and vary in their gender specificities somewhat. With some partners we’re more like two girlish people together and with some partners it’s more like the female-bodied one is the butch or top and I get to be the femme or bottom.
I do that, too. But in my case, it’s just because that happens to be the direction facing the TV.
Okay, I’m a mostly straight, mostly cis female.