What famous person could come out of the closet...

I’d be surprised to hear that Barack Obama was gay. He really seems into Michelle so it would surpise me. I’d be shocked (but heartily amused) if Anderson Cooper or Shepard Smith came out of the closet.

Isn’t it common knowledge that Anderson Cooper is gay?

I’m sure we could Ms. Dushku to PRETEND to be a lesbian with the right script.

(That’s not a slam; I think she’s a decent actress. The right script would be a good one in which she happened to be playing a lesbian.)

Can you imagine the headlines if Cristiano Rinaldo, Steven Gerrard, John Terry, Frank Lampard or someone similar came out.

I think that Wayne Rooney (see possible homophobes) or David Beckham (not really surprising) would help much.

Links included in case gay North American Dopers don’t recognize these folks.

Why is he the last person on Earth who could possibly be gay? I only watch the show off and on and don’t follow his celebrity life, but he reminds me a fair bit of some of the “big on adventure travel and outdoor sports” 30something gay guys I’ve met at the climbing gym.

Not to be confused with King Abdullah II of Jordan. (And because I just know that someone’s going to say something about Queen Rania, here’s a link.)

It would be good for a Middle Eastern leader who is popular and well-regarded in the West to come out. But I hope it’s not King Abdullah!

Will Smith and Daniel Craig are not yours to give. I wouldn’t know Colin Firth if he bit me on the ass, but if he’s in the same league as Will Smith and Daniel Craig, he’s welcome to bite me on the ass anytime.

Silvio Berlusconi, PM of Italy. That would be a surprise, especially to his religious conservative allies, who would pretty much stop supporting him instantly.

I think you underestimate the ability of conservatives (or humans generally) to schizophrenically ignore obvious discrepancies between what their leaders say & what they do.

Besides all the fundamentalist church leaders who have been exposed in sexual scandals lately, wasn’t the head of the Austrian neo-nazi party well known as gay, even before his death in a traffic accident after fighting with his boyfriend?

My bolt-action catamitizer and I beg to differ.

:: carefully loads catamiting ammo ::

Now if y’all will excuse me, I need to go rescue Katie from Tom. She doesn’t deserve that. Nobody does.

Nobody put a gun to her head. I strongly suspect it was the lure of wads of money and a higher level of fame that her own lame acting skills could never ever acheived that did it for her.

It would be fantastic if any of the first lot came out, especially the British ones.

Rooney and Beckham, though, are married. I don’t think it would help if they left their wives for men; nor would it help if they revealed they’d had bisexual experiences, because it would obviously (given the ages at which they got married) just be a ‘phase’ before committing to their real relationships.

Yeah, but he won’t admit it.

You appear to be trying to persuade me to look at this sensibly. That seems odd.

I don’t actually care about Katie Holmes one way or the other. I just find Cruise annoying.

Sampiro. What are we going to do with you?

Raise him on our collective shoulders and march him around the Dope City Square as a hilarious hero?

Just my .11.

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Sorry, typo on my part. I meant to put that it would NOT help if they came out.