What fetishes don't work well in real life?

Don’t be sorry, that’s pretty much what I was going for. The sad part is that was just about the high point of my time on OKCupid.

There’s some overlap. Surely you’re familiar with love dolls? Those with enough money and ordinary human-looking dolls don’t do it for them can have virtually any species made, with virtually any proportions.

I don’t think anyone has mentioned snuff fetishes. They don’t work too well, at best only once.

That’s what slaves are for.

Yeah, they are a little tough on the partner. You don’t want to do it in your home because the clean up sucks. And I know from tv/books that if you do it in an empty warehouse or in the woods, there is always someone lurking around to see you. Then there’s the whole police thing, that’s a lot of stress. I think this one qualifies as not working well in real life.

That’s a much better idea. Cheaper too! Maids are crazy expensive.

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Ah, yes, Archie Bunker and floorplay. :sunglasses: