I’m not a big fan of pudding in general - it’s a texture thing. Vanilla pudding is Ok, though, and I LOVE rice or tapioca pudding - but then the texture is totally different, isn’t it? And I will definitely take some of those chewy choco chip cookies.
YOINK
You realize that banana pudding includes vanilla wafers by definition? That along with the chunks of banana provides plenty of texture.
Well…not by definition, maybe. I should have written “in civilized lands,” which obviously excludes the grits-less north.
There are grits here! I eat them! I didn’t know that banana pudding contained vanilla wafers, though, and that sounds much more delicious.
There are instant grits there. Instant grits are for women and Czechoslovakians.
Now you are going to think even less of me, but what other kind are there? I mean you don’t really suggest people down there, shuck corn or something to make their own brand spanking fresh grits?
Besides instant grits can be made divine, with marscapone cheese and butter and salt and…YUM!
I don’t think less of you. I just feel sorry for you. Anyway…
Well, when I visit your house, you can serve me those. In the meantime, instant it is!
Is the correct grammar “grits are disgusting” or “grits is disgusting”?
I have noted your insolence in your file and have further directed the minions to give your share of the tomorrow’s apple pie to Mika.
don’t like apple pie
Well, obviously we’ll throw away the apple pie and replace it with something you like, Ms. Short List.
Thanks! You’re too good to me.
You know, I might just be plotting your overthrow. I mean, I get away with a lot with this innocent face. Of course now that I told you, it probably isn’t the case…or is it???
So I guess a choc’lit chip cookie is out of the question?
You have libeled grits. You’re lucky I didn’t release the wombats.
I went the other way with that, got a divide by zero error, and now I’m a virgin again. Sweet.
Actually I think that means you’ve slept with an infinite number of people. Or at least been sexually unsatisfied an infinite number of times. Either way it’s either gross or depressing.
It can be both. Believe me.
I only regret one…
MAYBE two…
of the women I’ve slept with. But I definitely regret *not * sleeping with more than that.
Yeah, this. I wonder now, looking back, what refraining when I was single accomplished, exactly. There really isn’t any "purity’ award you gain. I should have slept around a whole lot more and dammit, enjoyed my life. I tried to be good for my parents but they kicked me out anyway…
No regrets here, there’s only been three though and each was a well-thought-out and sober decision.
Yeah, this. I never had an STD, no-one got pregnant and there are no psycho partners. One was a bit weird afterwards though so despite enjoying the sex I’d possibly choose to not go there if I lived my life again.