Menocchio:
See, I’m seeing tickets for John Edward, the phony medium, and for John Edwards, the real former VP-candidate.
Maybe if Kerry ran with Edward he might have been able to win.
“Mr. Edward, what is your plan for Iraq?”
“I’m talking with someone, I’m seeing a G, followed by a ‘M’ or a ‘N’.”
“George Marshall, of the Marshall plan?”
“Yes, that’s right! He says we should gradual increase aid and material support as Iraqi forces become stronger and at the same time gradually reduce the number of American troops present in the region. Also, he’s at peace and loves you very much.”
“Wow. That is impressive.”
And of course it would have been a perfect ticket, a giant douche and the biggest douche in the universe.
(And I did mean Edward there despite my peripatetic spelling.)
I can predict the future: I predict that some Doper will make apun with the initials “B.A.” No wait…that’ s wrong. A two word pun with one word beginning with a consanant and one with a vowel."
Told you I was psychic.
I love it.