What happens when a snake bites a fake boob?

Ann Coulthard?

Snakes eat tits all the time, if they’re fast enough.

Oh, no it didn’t.

The author of the original article had quipped that the snake “died of silicone poisoning.” However, all of the media outlets that relayed the story were whooshed and reported the story as if it were fact. The snake was not killed.

Isn’t that a constricter?