What have Santa Claus and Michael jackson got in common?

In My Humble Opinion
1

The both empty their sacks in childrens bedrooms.

2

::eek:: Thats wrong. :smiley:

3

What do Jacko and K-mart have in common?

Little boy’s pants half off :smiley:

(sorry, couldn’t resist)

4

:dubious: Since when do people put christmas trees in kids’ bedrooms? :dubious:

5

[Dilbert]

I know something you don’t know.

[/Dilbert]

6

I’m not even going to bother moving this to MPSIMS.

Lockdown.