Had sex with a female.
Wanted to have sex with a female.
Shot (or even touched) a gun.
Sent a text message.
Read or watched Harry Potter.
Read or watched anything by Tolkien.
Been to the continents of Asia or Antarctica.
Gone on a cruise.
Been to Disneyland or Disney World.
Skied.
Watched a reality show.
Watched American Idol.
Read Watership Down.
Deliberately listened to Rap or Hip-Hop.
Been to a rock concert more recently than the ‘60s.
Shaved my upper lip since 1963.
Cheated on my partner.
Reading everyone else’s responses, I’m amazed at how many things I’ve done exactly once.
been to a football game. This includes professional, college, and high school.
taken an illegal drug.
smoked a cigarette.
ridden in a small airplane.
watched a reality TV show.
cooked.
played golf.
been scammed or ripped off.
been in debt.
eaten a tomato.
worn cologne.
been in a physical fight.
had a pet dog.
been in a car wreck where I was at fault.
been on a cruise.
played tennis.
owned a motorcycle.
been fired.
been sick (other than getting the common cold).
purchased a new car.
made a car payment.
contemplated suicide.
been depressed.
eaten oysters or clams.
been to Europe.
been skiing.
read a Stephen King novel.
Looking at everyone else’s list, I seem to have done just about all of the genuinely common stuff, aside from TV/movie watching and divorce/infidelity related stuff.
Haven’t had a pet dog.
Never had a hangover.
Never been fired.
Touched a gun of any kind
Had a tattoo
Been outside US or Canada
Voted GOP for president
Scuba dived
Got in a fistfight
Done anal sex (on either end)
Listened to a U2 song (happened to mention it cause they were just in my town)
Been to Texas
Worn plaid pants
Grown facial hair more than a few days
Worn flip-flops
Rollerbladed
Cheated on my wife
Been inside a synagogue, mosque, or LDS temple
Watched Seinfeld, Family Guy, or Futurama
Seen any Godfather movie
Been to any NFL, NBA, or NHL game in person
Seen a live president in person (though I did see JFK on the 1960 campaign trail while my dad held me up)
Eaten any fowl but chicken or turkey
Been to NYC
Been laid off or fired
Filed Schedule B
Crapped on an airplane
“Never had sex with a (non-human) animal nor ever wanted to”…but I’m guessing that you’ve been thinking about it, huh? Because all those other things ARE relatively common things…Where’d you pull that one outta???
-Never rode a motorcycle.
-Never found any relief in the slightest from any OTC cough suppressant.
-Never been wrong.
-Never had sex with a black woman.
-Never had dry skin.
-Never had anything pierced.