What have you never done?

I’ve never lived more than a few miles from the beach (4 different cities).

Never been to Disney World or Disneyland, or gone on a real vacation for that matter.

I’ve never had a birthday party.

I’ve been to the hospital about a dozen times, but I’ve never broken a bone.

Never been in a two car collision, though I’ve managed to total 2 cars.

Never seen Star Wars, though I have seen Spaceballs, so I think I get the jist.

Never had a one night stand, or hooked up with someone I only just met.

Never experienced the death of a close family member.

Never paid for cable.

Never voted.

Never had a Rice-Krispie-Treat, or a Snickers bar, or Baby Ruth, or Skittles, etc.

Never gone off a diving board.

I have never…

Been inside a Wal-Mart.

I have never:

Traveled outside of the continental US.

Had poison ivy, stitches, a cast, or surgery.

Snow skied.

Watched American Idol.

Been a bridesmaid.

Had a manicure or pedicure.

SFW and you knew somebody had to post it.

I have never . . .

Had sex with a female.
Wanted to have sex with a female.
Shot (or even touched) a gun.
Sent a text message.
Read or watched Harry Potter.
Read or watched anything by Tolkien.
Been to the continents of Asia or Antarctica.
Gone on a cruise.
Been to Disneyland or Disney World.
Skied.
Watched a reality show.
Watched American Idol.
Read Watership Down.
Deliberately listened to Rap or Hip-Hop.
Been to a rock concert more recently than the ‘60s.
Shaved my upper lip since 1963.
Cheated on my partner.

Reading everyone else’s responses, I’m amazed at how many things I’ve done exactly once.

Similar thread from 2003:

I’ve never:

been to a football game. This includes professional, college, and high school.
taken an illegal drug.
smoked a cigarette.
ridden in a small airplane.
watched a reality TV show.
cooked.
played golf.
been scammed or ripped off.
been in debt.
eaten a tomato.
worn cologne.
been in a physical fight.
had a pet dog.
been in a car wreck where I was at fault.
been on a cruise.
played tennis.
owned a motorcycle.
been fired.
been sick (other than getting the common cold).
purchased a new car.
made a car payment.
contemplated suicide.
been depressed.
eaten oysters or clams.
been to Europe.
been skiing.
read a Stephen King novel.

Looking at everyone else’s list, I seem to have done just about all of the genuinely common stuff, aside from TV/movie watching and divorce/infidelity related stuff.

Haven’t had a pet dog.
Never had a hangover.
Never been fired.

Never

Touched a gun of any kind
Had a tattoo
Been outside US or Canada
Voted GOP for president
Scuba dived
Got in a fistfight
Done anal sex (on either end)
Listened to a U2 song (happened to mention it cause they were just in my town)
Been to Texas
Worn plaid pants
Grown facial hair more than a few days
Worn flip-flops
Rollerbladed
Cheated on my wife
Been inside a synagogue, mosque, or LDS temple
Watched Seinfeld, Family Guy, or Futurama
Seen any Godfather movie
Been to any NFL, NBA, or NHL game in person
Seen a live president in person (though I did see JFK on the 1960 campaign trail while my dad held me up)
Eaten any fowl but chicken or turkey
Been to NYC
Been laid off or fired
Filed Schedule B
Crapped on an airplane

Never:

Took a crap outdoors

Called the police on a neighbor

Instructed someone to “have a good one”

Given or received a wedgie

Been in a kayak

Screamed

Ate an oyster

Been to Texas

Taken a foreign language class

Driven into a ditch

Winked at someone

Received a massage

Asked someone, “How’s it hangin’?”
mmm

Book those tickets!

http://www.theonion.com/video/hostages-trapped-inside-walmart-insisting-they-nev,20362/

Flown on an airplane.

Drank coffee.

None of the above as well. In addition, I’ve never gotten a woman pregnant. Not from lack of trying though.

  • I STILL want to go to sleepaway camp, dammit!
  • I STILL want to have a department store makeover, dammit!
  • Never had a manicure/pedicure/waxing/facial/or any spa treatments.
  • Never shopped for or tried on a wedding gown.
  • Never worn a strapless evening gown.
  • Never owned a parrot, or any bird, actually.
  • Never went skinny dipping, nor learned to swim.
  • Never dyed my hair brown or black.
  • Never rode on a galloping horse.
  • Never drove my car faster than 60 MPH (yeah, that was me you were
    stuck behind)
  • Never ate that fried grasshopper, when I was offered same.
  • Never watched The Godfather, the Sopranos, Pretty Woman, Sleepless In Seattle, When Harry Met Sally, or Dexter.

“Never had sex with a (non-human) animal nor ever wanted to”…but I’m guessing that you’ve been thinking about it, huh? Because all those other things ARE relatively common things…Where’d you pull that one outta??? :smiley:

I have never started a thread on the SDMB.

-Never rode a motorcycle.
-Never found any relief in the slightest from any OTC cough suppressant.
-Never been wrong.
-Never had sex with a black woman.
-Never had dry skin.
-Never had anything pierced.

  • never been in jail
  • never been arrested
  • never not remembered what happened the night before
  • never done illegal drugs
  • never been in a fist fight in my adult life
  • never had a broken bone (nose doesn’t count, right?)
  • never had a vehicle stolen
  • never had the cops called on me
  • never killed a man just to watch him die
  • never had a tattoo
  • never had anything pierced (intentionally, fishhooks don’t count, right?)

I have never:
voted republican

aaaaand that’ s about it…
grin FML

I never:

  1. Kept a dollar past sunset (always burned a hole in my pants)

  2. Made a school mama happy

  3. Blew a second chance

mmm

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