What I learned on The Straight Dope...

[Cat_Whisperer]

@BMalion

Giraffes have a prehensile tongue.

And they eat pee sandwiches!

[Mr_Quatro]

I learned that you don’t make fun of cats in cat owners threads, but it wasn’t me honest injun …

[kambuckta]

@Mr_Quatro

I learned that you don’t make fun of cats in cat owners threads, but it wasn’t me honest injun …

And in a similar vein, never, *ever *diss Pitbull Terriers.