What if actors got there roles mixed up?

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Star Wars:

“I am your father Luke”
“Lighten up “Dark Helmut”, here have a wiff of my laughing gas, Ah, Ha, Ha, Ha!”

“I find you lack of CNN disturbing.”

“Ewoks! It had to be Ewoks!”

Matrix:
“Misster Anderson, you will take this ring and throw it in the Cracks of Doom.”

LOTR:
“Gandalf! You’re alive!”
“Of course my dear boy, I used my magnetic powers to leviate out.”

X-Men
(Magneto, standing before the mutation device)
“You shall not pass!”

Hildago:
“Hildago, we’ve got to win this race! The fate of Middle Earth hangs in the balance!”

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Eomer: [Nods Expressively].

Chronicles of Riddick: [Nods Expressively].

Okay, I got nothin’ :slight_smile:

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:smiley: !!! That was awesome!

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Great idea for thread. I’m too drunk and dumb to come up with any on-topic replies but I am sure there are some potentially good ones as many of the actors in LOTR were famous for good reasons (theoden:‘yozzer’??)

Yours, hoping this thread gets many replies and that my vanity search while back at work on thursday will bring me back to this thread…

Lobsang

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Lost in Translation:
Let show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown Tokyo.

In the line of Fire:
I see you standing over the grave of the rabbits George!

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Grease:

"Why the fuck didn’t you tell us somebody was in the bathroom? Slipped your mind? did you forget that somebody was in there with a goddamn hand cannon? "

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Apollo 13: Whether or not your spacecraft has an explosion-causing flaw is like a box of chocolates- you never know what you’re gonna get.

David: Fascinating. You Isrealites want a king, so you will be like other nations. That is not logical.
(to David). You have been, and shall ever be the one to whom I gave the word of God. Live long, and prosper.

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My Dinner With Andre:

“…I mean, I just don’t think it’s necessary to go to the top of Mount Everest to find meaning when your whole life can’t be lived there…but more importantly, Andre, I’d like your opinion on which of these glasses of wine is poisoned? Hahahahahaha!”

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One more:

Star Wars ESB:
oooohhhh Yoda, you Seek Yoda…waka waka waka!

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Meet The Fokkers:

You talkin’ to me

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The Matrix

Trinity: Neo, speak to me

Neo: Be… excellent to each other…

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Thulsa Doom: Conan I am your father

Caligula:
Alex D Large:
Wait a sec those are the same damn movie down to the dialogue it won’t work.

Boromir: But I, being poor, have only my dreams. I have spread my dreams under your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.

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X-Men:
“Make it so!”

Harry Potter and the Socerer’s Stone:
“You wanted to see me Professor Dumbeldor?”
"Harry, Have I ever told you about Camelot?
…[sings] Camelot!
or
“Harry, did you leave the cake out in the rain? I don’t think that I can take it because it took so long to bake it and I’ll never have that recipe again.”

Batman:
“If you ever need me Commisioner, just say my name three times.”

On the Beach:
Ginger Rodgers appears out of nowhere and she and Fred Astaire do a dance number to the tune of “Is this the way the world ends?”

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In all seriousness, Louise Vallance was so busy shooting episodes of Night Heat and Zoobillee Zoo within minutes of each other that at any given moment she half-expected to reach in her kangaroo pouch and pull out a revolver.