I mean, nobody knows where he is right ? The people that do know surely aren’t talking.
How sinister it would be if Mr. Bin Laden flew into Canada two weeks ago and drove through the Windsor border. Drove a BMW to New York and checked into a hotel nearby where he could watch his ultimate plan unfold. He shaves his beard, puts on some weight and walks around with a buzz cut and sunglasses all day.
Is this really that implausible ? Who would think to look for him *here[i/] ?
Yeaaahhh… what if indeed?! Good thing you’re on our side with that razor sharp mind of yours. You’d better get right down there and keep your eyes open. We’re all counting on you Lockfist. Let us know if you see anything.
Awe astro you’re no fun ! You think I’m getting on a plane right now ?
I guess we’ll see. Really though, I doubt that guy is still anywhere near where we think he is. Who can say if he’s not in Australia or somewhere in India ? I would like to know why everybody is so sure he’s in Afghanistan.
Considering his brand of Islam, I doubt he’d shave off the beard.
Maybe Pakistan, India, Egypt or another predominantly moslem nation, but I really doubt he’s here in the US.