Glad to see it’s not just me getting this impression.
praise his paintings and encourage art school.
I think 1929 is too late for that. Maybe 1920.
If I get the scenario correctly, I’d see if I could set up Himmler for trying to molest me and see if an accident could be arranged. After that, I’d cut the bastard’s throat while he was sleeping.
Start plotting against Himmler and it’s virtually certain an accident would be arranged.
The wikipedia pic isn’t a beauty but it’s far from ugly & a quick trip to Google Images showed some pics of her that are quite cute.
Teach him to adore a great bowl of chicken soup, a good pastrami sandwich on rye with mustard, some well made latkes, a few sour pickles and a great rugalach? I mean who could be unhappy or hate Jews when eating such nice food?
I’m not sure that’s a good idea… Himmler was responsible for many atrocities, but his idea of siphoning off resources away from the wehrmarcht to his own private Nazi army probably weakened the German military.
Just someone was bad in their political life, it doesn’t mean we should assume they are a pervert.
It also turns up Hitler’s nude sketches of her.
Which is… well, upsetting.
Anyway, who knows whether uncle Adolf was a perv or not. Whatever the case may be on that, I just think that when people close to you starts committing suicide, and you most likely caused it… well, it might be a good time to take a look in the mirror and consider if you’re the best person you can be. Unfortunately, in Hitler’s case, he apparently concluded that “yup, this evil bastard thing works for me, let’s keep that up”.
Interestingly, Stalin’s wife killed herself around the same time, in 1932. Those two dudes must be having some interesting conversations in Hell. And the ladies, too, I guess, wherever they ended up.
But what if Bob is, in fact, my uncle?
Then I’d be glad I was his nephew.
It depends. Is Fanny your aunt?
I can imagine her having a conversation with her friends - “My uncle is SO overprotective of me! He just can be such a Nazi sometimes. No, seriously . . .”
Anyway, to answer the OP: If I was his actual niece, chances are I’d be unwilling to outright murder him - especially considering that, as of yet, he hasn’t committed mass genocide. I might try and change his political views, or at least make him more angry at the countries involved in the Treaty of Versailles than, you know, the Jews. (This actually gets into interesting territory - did Hitler really believe his propaganda? My bet is at first he didn’t, but over the course of the war he went insane [OK, he went more insane]). If that failed, I could try and fake some documents of his great-great-great-great grandmother being Jewish - cultural Judaism is passed down through the mother, so this would make him Jewish. I’ve heard about anti-Semites finding out they have Jewish lineage, and changing their views.
Or, y’know, slip some arsenic in his tea. Nice and simple.
I had an Uncle Sam.
Really.
That would be really messed up, waking up as a 20 something German female who happens to be Hitlers niece, considering I’m male and don’t speak German.
First thing i’d be doing is spending some quality time naked.
Second thing would be making sure Uncle Dolph keeps it in his pants.
Well, you could also take a page out of Willy Hitler’s book.
I guess we can all agree being Hitler’s niece was a bad thing. But how about being Hitler’s nephew?
Not Willy, that ungrateful brat. I’m talking about his nephews Leo and Heinz. They were, by all accounts, devoted Nazis who supported their uncle. And they were his closest male relatives. Was there ever any talk of grooming them as potential dynastic successors?
It has been reported that Hitler had one of the strangest sexual deviations I’ve ever heard of. I will put that deviation as well as another rumored one in a spoiler box and I recommend that those of you with sensitive stomachs just forget about opening this spoiler box. Yuck!
He got off by having a woman urinate on his body.
That is still not as bad as a famous Hollywood actor who Frank Sinatra once said like to have 2 or 3 girls eat a big huge plate of spaghetti and then defecate on his body. Yuck! That wouldn’t do anything for me. Neither would the urination.
If water sports are the strangest thing you’ve ever heard of, you obviously haven’t been on the internet that long, dude. That’s pretty tame.
I get it! You’re saying if you were Hitler’s niece, you’d get in his face and recite as fact every urban legend you’d ever heard, in the hopes that Uncle Adolf would bang his head on his desk just like I’m doing. Very shrewd.
OK. Please feel free to bang away!