What? He likes women peeing on him? That is really gross dude. Seriously that’s the grossest thing I’ve ever heard. You shouldn’t even be retelling that story especially on the internet. Some young people might see that.
If I went back the first thing I’d do is get him to stop moletsing me. Then I’d go to the press and the public telling everyone that he has been raping me since I was six and that he liked to have me pee and poo on him. That should get him discredited by the public.
Eh, I don’t think it’s that screwed up. Putting aside Eva Braun, and Geli Rabaul, his lovers, or potential lovers who tried suicide were Maria Reiter, who was a teenager who tried to kill herself after he dumped her and stopped returning her calls, Renate Mueller, who he possibly had a one night stand with, committed suicide when she was in treatment for drug addiction after pressure by the Nazis to perform in propaganda films and dump her Jewish lover, and Unity Mitford was pretty crazy, and couldn’t deal with the fact that Germany and the UK were at war. So, really, the only one who attempted suicide because of him was Reiter. That was, admittedly, a creepy relationship because of the age difference, but Hitler was pretty clearly attracted to younger women.
