What if Sicily and Tasmania swapped places?

Okay, as I was typing that topic heading, Discourse insisted on popping up one of its desperate little pleas for attention:

Your topic is similar to… Simulated typewriter typeface in Microsoft Word?

which it is not in the least.

This sort of thing has happened to me a lot, and I’m sick of it, especially since these little noodges show up when I’m trying to start a serious discussion typing on my phone, and suddenly here’s this blue rectangle blocking my view, automated overseeing at its worst.

Discobot: show yourself! I’ll see you in Hell!

Have any of you had this problem?

Tasmania is quite a bit bigger than Sicily, although I imagine Sicily has more typewriters.

You’re doing it wrong.

@discobot, show yourself! By blood and fire, I bind thee seven times seven!

Hi! To find out what I can do, say @discobot display help.

@discobot, display the seven secret names of God!

I’ve heard that to reveal the seven secret names of God, you first have to remove the seven seals.

Are those Tasmanian seals or Sicilian seals?
And where are their typewriters?

I think this happens because “What if Sicily and Tasmania swapped places?” and “Simulated typewriter typeface in Microsoft Word” are anagrams of each other. Discobot catches things like that!

I’m completely confused. Is the topic of this thread “What if Sicily and Tasmania swapped places?” or “Have any of you had the problem of Discobot popping up desperate little pleas for attention?

Australian cuisine would improve greatly, and Europe would get wombats. I can’t really see a downside.

They are almost antipodes, so it would take a wormhole though the center of the Earth, and you would get tasmanian devil pizza, which is not worth the effort.
The passage between Scylla and Charybdis would encompase the whole world, even more trouble, as if we did not have enough already!

I was wondering the same thing; the title and OP are completely different.

The topic is Mundane Pointless Stuff I Must Share. Make of it what you will.

As an experiment, I started to create a new thread titled …
“what would happen if Sicily and tazmania swapped places ?”

Discourse informed me that :
Your topic is similar to…

  • What would happen if all the stars aligned?
  • What would happen if the moon was destroyed?
  • What Would Happen if the Price of Gold Collapsed?
  • What would happen if water couldn’t expand when freezing?
  • What would happen if the earth stopped spinning suddenly?

but not " What if Sicily and Tasmania swapped places?", thereby proving
that discobot knows sod all.

Europe would be inundated with Hobbits.

Hobbiton is in New Zealand, not Tasmania.

What, the great, great grandnephew of the famed Lord Baldrick? Amazing.

They’re not that close to being antipodes. The actual antipodes of Tasmania is over near the Azores. New Zealand is a lot closer, which is maybe where the hobbits got into this thread.