What Inanimate Object Could You Go Full Basil Fawlty On?

Window screen pushed aside.
Window also pushed open wide.
Yep, that lets in the mosquito and fly.
Someone seriously needs to die.

John Cleese explaining the scene and getting the correct branch that made it work.

https://youtu.be/jeEHQzyUdC0

The current location:

Link

Last Sunday I was spraying a grass tennis court with nematodes to get of leatherjackets, and the bloody sprayer’s pump handle got jammed, immediately rendering the brand new piece of crapola perfectly useless. The temptation to go sorta bonkers on it was excruciating, but managed somehow to keep my cool to return it for a refund.

They’re just trying to see to it that you NEVER stop NEEDING a guided meditation…

On behalf of the USPS, thank you for the revenue…

Just guide me to my favorites already, dammit!