Help me out here…
A Hag is beautiful, sexy, cute and gorgeous. All at the same time.
A Hag is smart and wise.
A Hag can do anything. (Although sometimes she will draft a member of the Boy’s Auxiliary to help)
A Hag will stand up for herself and her friends.
A Hag is there for her friends.
A Hag makes things happen.
(A little bit of serendipity)
While I was thinking about this on the way home, I saw a bumper sticker that said
“Well-behaved women rarely make history”
A Hag can see the humor in just about everything. If it’s not immediately apparent, she will find it.
A Hag can determine, within a matter of seconds, what is important and what can wait.
A Hag never asks her SO if her butt looks too big in that outfit, unless she’s kidding.
A Hag is not afraid of compromise, even when she knows she’s going to get the shorter end of the deal.
A Hag is not afraid of failure, because she’ll see it for what it is–a learning tool.
A Hag usually buys several dozen pairs of the same color & style of socks. Makes it waaaaay easier when the Hag does laundry. If she does laundry.
I’ll think of more!
A Hag lifts heavy things. If the things are too heavy, she won’t break under the strain. She will ask another Hag for help.
A woman who eats Hagen Daz ice-cream I think.
A Hag can break concrete with her bare hands.
A Hag isn’t afraid to be herself.
A Hag isn’t afraid to be proud of who she is.
elelle: ROFLMAO!
just keeping you Hags on your toes… Can I be the villain of the Hags of the Straight Dope…
I promise to annoy and fight your evil powers to the best of my ability.
whaddaya say?
How’s about the official Hag Babelfi… nevermind.