I recently moved to Dallas and noticed that just a few blocks away is a nude salon. I guess I’m somewhat naive from not living in such a large city before but I got to wondering just what this place is… I get the sense that they have an Asian theme and I can’t help but picture MASH with Hawkeye, Trapper, and Col. Blake all being sponged down by asian girls while sitting in a hot tub. So, what exactly is a nude salon?
This is what a nude salon apparently is in Russia.
This is what Nude Salon is in Australia.
And this is what a nude salon is in Texas.
Hmm…I wasn’t looking too closely at the pictures on that one site. Perhaps it should be taken down?
Thanks Peasea… The link for Texas has the place on it that is near me… For reference it is Sakura Body Bath… I looked at some of the reviews on the site and it describes massages and showers… So, is the client naked as well as the performer / massager? While that sounds, uh, intriguing 
, is it legal? It sounds like borderline prostitution…
I’m not a lawyer, but as long as there’s no ‘sexual contact’, which I guess means any genital contact, I assume it’s legal. Also, like in a regular strip club, maybe the woman can touch the guy, but not vice versa. Just guesses, though.
They have these all over the place in Houston, usually incorporating the word “Executive” somehow, like “Executive Tan” or “Executive Spa.” It’s rather amusing.
Anyway, supposedly they don’t allow sexual contact and are thus legal, but they get busted all the time and it’s basically a storefront whorehouse.
Amazingly enough, a good friend of mine not only works in a “nude salon” (which she refers to as a “jack shack”), she works in one of the places reviewed in Peasea’s Texas link, and is mentioned (by her stripper name, not her real name) in the review.
I wish I could translate her description of their business model into Latin, so as to raise the tone of the board, but I’m afraid I’m going to have to put it in English because I’m just a slummy biology major. Cover your eyes if you’re sensitive!
Anyway, to put it bluntly, the customer pays a bunch of money (about $80-$100, I think) to go into a little room where he gets a private strip show and is not only allowed, but encouraged, to undress and masturbate while watching it. There’s no glass or anything between the customer and the dancer, but they aren’t supposed to touch.
He pays $80-$100 for someone to encourage him to masterbate?
I wake up encouraged to masterbate.:p* Why throw my money away?
*Since there’s no heterosexual erection smiley, I’m forced to use the lesbian erection smiley in this instance.
Call me old fashioned, but I feel obliged to take a lady out to dinner, maybe see a show, have a few drinks, and plead for real sex for an hour or so before I can masturbate with a woman.
$80-$100?
Hell, a lap dance in Tijuana only costs $20, and there you get to touch her hoo-hoo and suck on her bazoombas (to use the clinical terms for them).
I’d think if I were living in Dallas and wanted one of these performances with “Executive” in their name I’d just jaunt over south of the border for a little while.
lmao - i never knew that. boy, i used to go to tj all the time. looks like i was hanging out at the wrong place!