I’m really tempted to make a nickname for her à la Trump. Mostly because there’s gotta be a Jabba the Hut reference there somewhere.
Habba the Jut comes to mind first because of the nifty symmetry switcheroo but it doesn’t make sense. Maybe if she were Danish? (do they call those from Jutland Juts?)
Habba the Slut rolls of the tongue neatly but it only ends up being a lame, knee-jerk offering unless she truly is a slut but even then, it’s even slimier than a Trump nickname.
Habba the Mutt? Problem with this one is that she’s nominally attractive.
Hmmm… what to do, what to do, what to do?