What is Billy Carter doing nowadays?

Comments on Cecil's Columns/Staff Reports
#1

This is in response to the open question from
Is it possible to tell human and simian DNA apart?
at
http://www.straightdope.com/mailbag/mdnaanalysis.html
the question is:
SDSTAFF Karen asks:
What is Billy up to these days?

Assuming she means Billy Carter, he has taken up farming.
What, more peanuts? No. Cotton.
His last bit part in a movie was in 1997. He no longer
owns the gas station.

#2

Really? I could have sworn he was dead.

Oh, here we are:

#3

If he’s dead, then it’s a safe bet that he no longer owns the gas station.

#4

Sadly, the gas station and a hound dog called “Festus” are still tied up in probate. Festus keeps trying to chew his way out…

#5

Everyone else in Jimmy Carter’s family (both his parents, his brother, and both sisters) is now dead, and they all died of pancreatic cancer:

http://www.doctorzebra.com/prez/g39.htm