What Is It With Women And Back Pocket Cellphone Storage Lately?

Spelled out: there are times when women dress to look nice and attractive. Look all you want. Don’t make cat-calls or rude remarks. The cell phone in the pocket is for convenience and comfort. It is not about YOU at all!!

Probably because you aren’t ogling men’s butts.

What Is It With Women And Back Pocket Cellphone Storage Lately?

Because they like to butt dial 9-1-1?

Seriously, no one should carry a cell phone in a pocket so tight that their phone regularly activates the “Call emergency” function. Alas these butt dials are a significant problems for 911 centers.

Just find another place to carry your cell phone no matter if you are male or female. Please. Pocket or butt dials are very common, though we get quite a few random calls placed from cell phones rattling around in a purse.

Please shut up. I’m not a pig. I confessed to wording the OP in a way that upon further review could be considered offensive.

I have NEVER cat-called or rudely remarked to a woman in any situation. FFS, I don’t even leer when I check them out. It’s fucking normal male behavior to look at women from every angle. And I NEVER said it was about ME!!!
:rolleyes:

This is a true statement. And I never ogle, I cast sideways glances for the sake of politeness and propriety.

Jeez, some of you are just a bunch of fucking prudes.

Somehow i doubt it’s to draw attention to their ass, because well you know everyone finds a big square flat rectangle on your ass making it look lopsided so hot :slight_smile:

It’s probably because

  1. women’s pants tend to have either no front pockets or uselessly small ones
  2. Women’s purses are like the bermuda triangle, things go in and are never seen again (Sorry Ladies but it’s true)

Its a bad idea though, unless you own stock in cell phone screen manufacturing

I used to wear belt clips but they kept breaking when I inadvertently walked them into corners. So now I keep it in…a back pocket. Naturally I’m blessed with deep front pockets but I hate the feeling of large or heavy objects down the front of my pants. So nothing goes in my front pockets except keys and maybe a little change. The wallet goes in the other back pocket.

As for the risk of siting on the phone, I take it out first. If I’m sitting, there’s a good chance that I’ll want or need to use the phone anyway.

It’s not your phrasing. There’s no way you can phrase the sentiment below that would make it unoffensive in polite company.

I am not sure who you’re talking to but I don’t have a dick , I am a woman ! And I did say why I keep my cell phone in my front pocket ,if fall out I will see it ! If it fall my back pocket I won’t see or hear it and someone may pick it up and keep it !

Funny. And that was a clarification of my OP too. So please explain to me how admitting that I like to look at attractive women in yoga pants is somehow offensive. That was supposed to be a full disclosure moment whereby I admitted that I generally appreciated a fair lady’s anatomy, back-pocketed cell phone or no.

How does this make me unlike any other straight male ever, exactly? Because I had the audacity and bad taste to come right out and say it?

Yep, that would be it!!

You were once again assuming that the yoga pants are there for your, male, viewing pleasure.

Actually, they’re cheap and comfy.

Do you really not understand what we have a problem with? Really?

Chick puts a phone in her pocket: she must want sexytime
Chick wears yoga pants: she must want sexytime
Chick lets her purse strap go between her breasts when, on a crossbody bag, it could go literally nowhere fucking else: she must want sexytime (I know this one was not yours, so don’t explain that to me, but it appeared in this thread)

In none of these situations is the woman intending to telegraph that she wants sexytime. But it isn’t many steps from your incorrect interpretation to “but she wanted it.” Maybe YOU don’t catcall, pinch, obviously ogle, or even offer unwelcome conversational intros, but we have to call YOU out here so other guys don’t think this crap line of thinking is okay.

Got it?

What she said!

I see what you’re saying, but I never once said any of those things. I postulated about the cellphone thing that subconsciously women might be drawing attention to their arses…before I was roundly corrected that women’s pants have little or no front pockets, a fact I was unaware of.

The yoga pants thing I also never claimed was “about me” or “Gee, she must want to fuck” or whatever…I said that those types of pants most certainly accentuate a woman’s figure, and the women that wear them know that.

And for you to assign me being a “few steps away” from what I assume you imply as rape, well…that’s just outrageous. Appalling, even.

I asked my wife and my daughter (Pepper Mill and MilliCal, respectively) this morning where they carried their phones. Pepper Mill carries hers in her purse or jacket or her front pocket (her pants DO have front pockets). MiliCal carries hers in her bag or her hand or, rarely, in her back pocket. Both try to avoid carrying it their back pocket – I think they’re afraid of losing it or sitting on it.

Jesus Christ. No one cares about your boner, dude!

I broke a couple, but the biggest problem I had was that they would come unclipped from my belt, and I’d walk off and leave the phone where I was sitting. I finally found a phone holster that had a belt loop rather than a clip, and was happy - until I made the change from flip phone to iPhone.

I couldn’t find a holster that had a loop that fit the iPhone, so I had to make one. I tried a coupla different designs, then hit on the right one.

It has a loop strong enough that you could pick me up by the holster, the “back” has 3 layers of leather, so that the holster and phone won’t flex (and break), and the straps and snap holds it securely enough that someone can’t steal it, and still thin enough to not get caught on anything.

As phones have grown over the years, I’ve had to make a couple more, and a few for friends and family.

I kept my iPhone 4 for the longest time, until the SE came out, because, well, the iPhone 6, 7, 8 and X are just too big to be worn on a belt.

Dunno what I’ll do if the smaller sizes are ever completely discontinued.

I never asked anyone to care about well…anything. I don’t get the outrage over admitting to being attracted to women. It’s perfectly normal behavior.

Not any more it’s not.

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Men who absolutely unconditionally refuse to understand why what they just said is offensive to women is exactly why I don’t read the Dope very often. It makes me very stabby and I don’t like that feeling.

I’ve heard this faux bewilderment shit a hundred billion times.