What is pooping in my yard?

Factual Questions
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[QUOTE=Johnny L.A.]
‘Who’s that pooping in my yard?
Who’s that pooping in my yard?
Who’s that pooping in my yard?’
Cried the fair young maiden!

[/QUOTE]

Get moving, you cow,
I’m crapping right now,
said Barnacle Bill the Sailor
Be careful, you twit,
don’t step in my shit,
said Barnacle Bill the Sailor

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If it’s not from raccoons, it’s from geese. Both shit a lot, and are very common in Ohio.

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It’s poop, dude- and you’re willing to kill an innocent animal and violate the law over it?

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[QUOTE=DrDeth]
It’s poop, dude- and you’re willing to kill an innocent animal and violate the law over it?
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Funny…no one ever takes me seriously on this board when I’m actually being serious.

Aaaanyway… I can rule out goose poop. I have to step around the stuff every day on the local sidewalks, and am quite sure it’s not the same stuff. I’ll confidently say at this point that it’s from a raccoon. A raccoon which, I promise, will not be harmed. By me, anyway. :rolleyes:

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Paging InvisibleWombat!!!