What do they call it? A bib? a leather/vynil car front-end protector? I see cars, like the new Volkswagen (for example, though I should say trans am, camaro, etc.), with these silly things on them - my God, if you are that worried about you car, take a taxi to work and keep your Precious parked in your garage. It just looks silly.
I think it’s called a bra, and yes, they look freaking ridiculous.
They’re helpful if your car has front end scratches or dents that you want to hide. It looks ok if your car already has some black trim.
I think it’s time to start the Automobiles’ Liberation Movement. OK, all you vehicles, get those bonfires lit and burn your bras. Let your bumpers bounce in the breeze!!!
“Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no substitute for a good blaster at your side.” — Han Solo
:::stopping the car and getting out:::
Oh, you mean this leather-looking thing on the front of my car?
It’s actually vinyl you know.
Yeah, pretty tastless, I’ll admit.
I got it in a crosswalk.
I’ll swing by the dump and peel it off before it really starts to smell bad.
You know, that Cyberian sure could run his mouth a lot faster than he could run his brain…or his legs.
–Kalél
TheHungerSite.com
“If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.”
“Well, there was that thing with the Cheese-Wiz…but I’m feeling much better now!” – John Astin, Night Court
while we’re at it, what’s with the freakin’ bottle opener on the back of your trunk? Huh? Spoiler? If you say so! Is it necessary to have one on a Volkswagen bug? How ‘bout a minivan? Don’t get me started on having the car so low you have to come to a complete stop for a speed bump and go over one stinkin’ wheel at a time! And you kids stay outta my yard, dammit!
Shine on, you crazy diamond!
And how about this neon light crap that some people seem to like having on their cars? A sign in the back, lights along the bottom? What next, gang advertisements in Neon?
Kinooning it up for 20 years and counting
In the spirit of the Mullethead page:
www.riceboypage.com
Now there’s nothing unexpected about the water giving out; “Land” is not a word we have to shout.
That “crap”, sir, is my “If you can read this you’re too damn slow” sign, written in mirror-ese.
I’m a loner, Dottie … a rebel.
It’s what left of the small dog I hit over in the MPSIMS “Bizarro” thread.