I honestly don’t understand what’s so appealing about Missy Elliot’s music.
It’s entirely possible that my lack of understanding comes from the fact that I’m a 37-year-old white male. However, I have been a fan of rap/hip-hop for many years. I first heard Sugar Hill Gang’s Rapper’s Delight way back in junior high school, and I was in love with the style. Later I enjoyed the likes of Grandmaster Flash & Melle Mel, Run DMC, UTFO, Fat Boys, Heavy D, Tone Loc, Young MC, DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince, Sir Mix-A-Lot, etc. I even enjoyed much of the gangsta rap I’ve heard. Female rappers? Salt ‘n’ Pepa were awesome. Queen Latifah was excellent. MC Lyte? Cool.
I guess you could say I’m kind of “old school”. One thing the above-named groups have in common is that their music is structured and musical, and has obviously well-thought-out lyrics that have something to say. Their music is creative and innovative.
Missy Elliot’s music sounds to me like nothing but a collection of sound effects with some random verbal phrases tossed on top. (And I’m still wondering why my local radio station censors the word “ass” out of Eminem songs, but leaves Elliot’s “Before ya come over I got ta shave my cha-cha” untouched.) I can’t find any kind of real message in any of her songs that I’ve heard.
To be honest, I can see why Eminem is so insanely popular - his rap has far more substance to it than most of the black rap that’s played on the radio today. And while most of the black rap I hear on the radio comes across to me as kind of pointless rambling, Missy Elliot’s is the worst of it.
What makes her appeal even more puzzling to me is the fact that, before her latest album was released, the DJs were going absolutely apeshit over her with their constant over-the-top announcements about the upcoming album. They were going gaga over her like I’ve never heard them talk about any other artist. So, having never heard of her, I was kind of expecting some kind of breakthrough in hip-hop style. I was disappointed.
So, what’s the appeal? What am I missing? Are the non-radio cuts on the CD far better than what I’ve heard played on the radio? Help me to understand. I’ve never been one to dismiss an artist simply based on my not liking their style. As a musician myself, I’ve always been able to find some merit in just about anything. But with Missy Elliot, I’m completely at a loss.
