“Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your ASS?”
I used to have one that said, “Save the environment. Plant a Bush back in Texas.”
I saw one the other day that said, “Chthulthu for President. Why settle for the lesser evil?”
I really wish I was the one that came up with AU GHOTI.
I have to say that one of my all time favorites is:
Aparagus Festive 19?? in some city in California. It was on the back of a beater truck.
You just don’t see great stickers like that any more.
Rule #1 You Can’t Cure Stupid.
“Sola bona lingua est mortua lingua” - The only good language is a dead language (in Latin, of course)
“Scientists say the sun will die in six billion years, which means they’ll have to finish construction on 75 in the dark.”
Seen on the back of a Subaru Outback Sport the other day:
KEEP THE EARTH CLEAN
IT’S NOT URANUS
Funniest one seen recently :
Honk if you’re pushy
One of my faves: “My wife’s other car is a broom.”
One that has me puzzled, though, is “You’re ugly and your mother dresses you funny.” I do appreciate how that phrase, in the right hands used in the right occassion, could perhaps be funny. But on a bumper sticker? To whom could this possibly apply but the driver? I just don’t understand.
Don’t know whether it was meant to be funny, but I took it as so: one of those ribbon things, bearing the legend “Support Ribbon Awareness.”
My step father has a bumper sticker that says Never get behind a VW Bus on his VW Bus.
“When I married Mr. Right, I didn’t realize his first name was Always”
On the back of my sister’s car: “Gay by birth. Fabulous by choice”
Not so much a bumper sticker as such, but an all-purpose sign anywhere:
DISREGARD
A bit more pointed maybe is:
If you can read this, you’re not illiterate
For ten miles on Rt. 83, I was stuck behind a car with a long bumper sticker in a language none of us spoke. I had my passengers copy it down, and it turned out to be Latin for “If you can read this, you are both extremely well-educated and much too close.”
Seen on the back of a Volkswagen Microbus:
Zero to 60… eventually…
A friend of a friend had one with very small lettering that read:
“You’re a nosy little fucker, aren’t you?”
a giant ribbon al’a the support the troops ribbons that says “My ribbon is bigger than yours”
Usually seen on ‘fleet’ or company vehicles:
Hows My Driving?
0800-kiss-my-ass
awesome.
Witches’ Parking Only
All others will be TOAD.
Freedom of Religion means ANY religion.
On the back of a particularly big lorry:
Your skid ends here