What is the best bumper sticker you've ever read?

It was a button, not a bumper sticker, but it said “Bush, stay outta my bush!”

This wasn’t a bumper sticker but words on a piece of wood.

Place: Apartment complex parking lot in Georgia.

There was a Ford trucked parked there with no pull up back at the end of the truck bed. (I’m not sure what the thingie is called).

In place of the pull up back thing was a piece of wood with the words written in spray paint, 'Built Ford Tough". I thought it was hilarious.

I’ve heard them called tailgates. Tailgating means following too closely or the activity of preparing meals and having parties off the tailgates of trucks and such. Nowadays tailgating implies camping out at the grounds near a stadium.

Another I’d like to see:

Honk if you’re stupid!

That one gave me the giggles. Is it still available?

How about “My other bumper sticker is funny.”

Okay, I never saw or read of this one, but no reason to let that stop me…

Keep honking, I’m reloading.

Okay, well obviously I must have; it was too clever to be original.

Some days it’s hardly worth chewing through the leather straps.

He’s dead, Jim. You get his phaser and watch, I’ll get his wallet.

Lawyers eat their young.

This rejoinder to “WWJD?” would make a juicy bumper sticker . . . if it weren’t so long . . . http://www.galactanet.com/comic/294.htm

Hee. I had that last one for a while…and one similar to the first:

I Brake for Tailgaters

Forgot this one.

MIKE HUNT IS ON FIRE

For the Dylan fan:

I brake just like a little girl

Around here in Texas you see a few along the lines of

KINKY IN '06 or KINKY FOR GOVERNOR

Earth First!
we can log the other planets later

Saw this last week:

Bipartisanship
I’ll hug your elephant
if you kiss my ass!

On a VW Beetle: It’s not what you think, it’s a feature.

Had to think for a minute, then laughed my ass off!

Vaginas Are Way Cool!

If evolution is outlawed,
Only outlaws will evolve
.

My father-in-law saw this in rural Indiana:

FRODO FAILED
Bush has the Ring

Okay, I don’t get it :confused: