Why do you drive on a parkway but… oh, nevermind.
Why is a raven like a writing desk?
What happened to the extra dollar?
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Both have inky quills.
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Because there’s a B in both and an N in neither.
If a homosexual ate ice cream, would the ice cream go to hell?
How many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon?
When it rains and the sun is shining, does that mean the devil is beating his wife?
These are gooooood, keep 'em coming.
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
How many Oreos would it take to reach the moon if you stacked them?
No, wait, how about this…
wait for it…
What would happen if I dropped a mug of beer off the roof the Empire State Building?
Why a duck?
Who put the ram in a rama-lama-ding-dong?
If a hen-and-a-half lays an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a frog with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?
How much ground round would a groundhog hog if a groundhog were ground round?
Wait! There’s more (ack!gggj…splgh…)
- Exactly. I counted.
Ya got a problem wit dat? :mad:
Poe wrote on both.
And a related site.
What’s my bologna’s middle name?
Did you walk to school, or did you make your lunch?
<< It’s not hard to meet expenses, they’re everywhere. >>
Which way is up when you’re invisible?
Always turn to the classical works…of The Simpsons, of course.
Birch Barlow: “Mayor Quimby, you are well known, sir for your lenient stance on crime, but suppose for a second that your house was ransacked by thugs, your family tied up in the basement with socks in their mouths, you try to open the door but there’s too much blood on the knob…”
Quimby: “What is your question?”
Barlow: “My question’s about the budget, sir.”
- I tested. All the sugarcandy wasn’t gone, but I did reach the center, and I tasted tootsie roll. About 25 minutes of work, and tallying every 10 licks. Yes, I know I need more than one trial, but that took enough effort.
Where does your lap go when you stand up?
Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?
Don’t you want somebody to love?
Can God create a rock so big even he can’t lift it?
“How many licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop™?”
Just one good lick with a ball peen hammer.
Why can’t you bust Lee Dungarees™?
I love that!!
And that made it even better.
Is blood thicker than water, or is Arab oil bloodier than heavy water is thick? ----from Roger Kaputnik and God
Where the Fa Ka Wi?!
Do you drink Coke, or inhale?
This is not a stupid question. Your house burns down. Comes a Kansas blizzard. Would you stay in a gay man’s house?
[Smart or stupid – Should gay Jews be circumcised?/Would gay Jews be saved if they are circumcised?]
If a tree fell down in a forest, would it make the sound of one hand clapping?
If your uncle shot a deer, would you miss him? [Try to make a question of Who–the uncle or the deer?]