Yeah— but it takes the punch out of it if you answer your question and describe why it’s funny. It ruins the ‘unanswerable question’ factor.
Cheers.
If you got a new motorcycle for your girlfriend, how long would it take before you started to miss her?
Ithinknot
I wouldn’t answer my own question. I’m just saying I need to word it somehow so that you don’t know who is “him”.
What happens when an irresistable force meets an immovable object?
How many beans make five?
Ah— okay. I see. You have my apology.
In a gay comedy team, which one’s the straight man?
Why is it considered gauche to build a toothpaste factory in a marshy region?
No N in raven? The man’s clearly ravin’!
No N in raven? Now, sir, you’re the one who’s ravin’! 
Crap! Pardon the dual post. It didn’t appear to have gone through the first time.:smack:
How deep is deep doo-doo?
If a bear shits in the woods, and nobody is there to smell it, does it still stink?
Are the voices in my head too loud for you?
Does the manufacturing of Molasses hurt the moles at all?
How do matzos reproduce?
What is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
What do you mean? An African or a European swallow?
well, someone had to say it…
Do you ever wake up at night and wonder why Sonny shot the pizza?
Is Norwegian Herring the cause of the second movement in Mozart’s uterus?
Can England be spelled without mocha lemon punch bars?
How many miles of soup spoons run perpendicular to Fargo, Montana?
What does salt taste like?
Why is Hitler?
Where are the Snowdens of yesteryear?
Yeah, but that’s the joke…there actually is a N in both words and a B in neither word, but there’s a B in the word both and and N in the word neither. See? Funny!
Ok, maybe not.
Ow, my head, pravnik. But that is funny.
Which do you like better: rhubarb, or not?
How many states does Canada have?
Where have all the cowboys gone? WHERE, DAMMIT?!
Why do fools fall in love?
Everybody knows the moon is not made out of green cheese. But if it were made out of spare ribs, would you eat it?
What weighs more, a pound of feathers or the color orange?